Florentine_Pogen

"Red card, red card, red card..."

"A Conservative candidate who went viral this week for his bizarre campaign video roaming around a dilapidated Blackburn playground has beaten his Labour rival. Taxi driver Tiger Patel won the Audley & Queen’s Park Ward by 113 votes. Please enjoy his campaign video, which sees him silently stalk the play equipment to a Bhangra soundtrack, raising his alarms aloft like Jesus on the cross in front of some obscene graffiti."

Captagon? No, me neither. "Poor man's cocaine" which has apparently transformed Syria and Lebanon into narco states. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/07/drug-captagon-turning-syria-into-narco-state?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Launch, dear boy, launch...........

I blame that c*nt Barry Bucknell.

Mrs. F_P just arrived home from work via polling Station and is raging at me because I told her that SNP stood for "Sturgeon, Nicola, President" and she had trouble finding this on the ballot paper.

From wallpapering to warmongering in less time than it takes to count his b*****d offspring. Good old BoJo. Huzzah.!!!

I barely understand a word of that Lozza Fox tweet. Izzit becoz I'm auld or becoz Lozza izza c*nt.?

FTFY.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/may/06/what-jersey-fishing-rights-dispute-boris-johnson-patrol-boats?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

^^^You'll get a free IKEA style pencil at voting place.

Cheers Gordon, your post saved me 3 minutes.

^^^Rishi proudly showing the world the results of his hedge fund's investment in genetic modification.

What a shite reply.

"A Downing Street spokesperson said Johnson had “underlined his unwavering support for Jersey” in the crisis......" Ah, yes, in the same way that "wild horses" wouldn't stop him visiting Scotland pre-election...........

What 'guys' would that be, Stormfront?

The early bird catches the ***.

So you like to rub one out whilst salivating over Baillie's election leaflets and listening to 'The Songbook'.?

I'd genuinely forgotten that it used to be a pretty good read, although I'm going back to the days of Jim Naughtie. (Aye, ah'm auld). It's clickbait central these days.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/apr/30/scandal-charge-sheet-johnson-wallpaper-lying?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other "Or maybe the real scandal lies with us, the electorate, still seduced by a tousled-hair rebel shtick and faux bonhomie that should have palled years ago. Americans got rid of their lying, self-serving, scandal-plagued charlatan 100 days ago. They did it at the first possible opportunity. Next week, polls suggest we’re poised to give ours a partial thumbs-up at the ballot box. For allowing this shameless man to keep riding high, some of the shame is on us."

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/may/05/salmond-supporters-accused-of-torrent-of-homophobic-and-transphobic-abuse?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Pfft...... he's not that bright.

Law was changed for Scottish elections only last year. All foreign nationals who have leave to remain can vote (including refugees).

I refer you to The Torygraph, The Daily Heil, The Express. Bastions of impartiality and even-handedness. Trying too hard, Stormfront.

BoJo is a liar. I am astonished. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/may/04/boris-johnson-wrongly-cleared-over-covid-contracts-say-mps?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other