Florentine_Pogen

Throbs, you are a mad bástárd but in these dark, depressing times, you bring a ray of sunshine to the forum.. [emoji2957]

Fûck that shit. Give her the choice of Nitromors or a heatgun and get it stripped right back. Then sanded. Then she can have a tea break..........

Quite, although I was kind of hoping he would already have been reduced to a combination of dog food and glue.

Don’t be daft Chris. Morrissey has already said that it’s Bengalis in platforms that cause Covid19.

The French are braw. A great bunch o’ lads......[emoji632]

^^Harry Caul

....and this is why a rather high % of them are pure fûcking roasters.

Covid is an anagram of DivCo......but we all knew it was a Paisley plot for world domination, didn’t we ?

Outstanding turn of phrase, sir. Duly greenied. I was just considering the sporting possibilities of corpses launched from a trebuchet.......human skeet shooting. [emoji41]

Presumably this is only applicable if you want some gravedigging done / patio slabs lifted ?

When it comes to Brenda, her parasitic offspring and the carriage trade govt., what has equality got to do with anything. ? Asking for a friend..........[emoji37]

Caveat emptor mairlike...........and also Romanes eunt domus. (Romanii itae domum, if memory serves....)

Surrounded by a f*cking wood yet you complain about spiders in yer hoose ???

Is camping in the garden a strategic element in your 'social distancing' campaign ?

Pah !!!!!!........I will be spending my time tonight praying to Our Lord God and Saviour that His Royal Highness Prince Charles Philip Edward George Saxe-Coburg Gotha Windsor, Heir to the Throne, makes an expeditious and full recovery from his entanglement with Covid 19. GSTQ.

This condition is known as 'Provicheck Foot'.

Tim Martin - F*ck him, just throw that guy into an oubliette. Mike Ashley - Completely torn here. Distasteful business model but the fact that he might just be responsible for the upcoming slow, lingering death of Sevco makes me think "It's a thumbs-up". Big Mike gets to live. Richard Branson - The Branson factor is a moral minefield for me because the c*nt wouldn't be an issue if it wasn't for multi-instrumentalist and musical demi-god Mike Oldfield. The success of Tubular Bells laid the foundation for Virgin Records and subsequently the entire Branson empire. Maybe we could put Branson on a rack and Oldfield could be the torturer ?

The fact that Rentboy is now a eunuch and presumably isn't trying to sexually assault the poor lassie must be aiding her concentration skills enormously.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/26/spain-coronavirus-response-analysis "On 19 February, 2,500 Valencia soccer fans mixed with 40,000 Atalanta supporters for a Champions League game in Bergamo which Giorgio Gori, mayor of the Italian city, has described as “the bomb” which exploded the virus in Lombardy."

Ha ! One for the oldies.............. (Showing your years there, SH...)

London NHS about to be hit 'by a tsunami', apparently................. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/26/london-hospitals-facing-tsunami-of-coronavirus-patients-overwhelmed

All You Need Is PPE Back In The ICU Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Trump Can’t Buy Me Toilet Roll Carry That Coffin Don’t Come Together The Continuing Self-Isolation of Bungalow Bill Baby, You Can Drive My Ambulance Get Back In The House Got To Get You Into This Mask Covid 19 Is Here, There and Everywhere If I Reach Sixty-Four With A Little Help From The NHS

Yon Belgian heifer looks like she has eaten Arlene Foster whole.

Packy Bonner, Biscuits, EBT Doddsy, Nosferatu Rae, Wee Cheeky Chirpy Chappie Chico, Willie Miller, Liam ‘Sevco’ McLeod and Tom English all shouting and screaming simultaneously on ‘Open All Mouths’ is better than 5 Live ? Amazing.......[emoji44]

Is the correct answer. Whoever recommended using painters caulk to seal a bath should be keel hauled.