Uh oh.......you're opening up a huge can of worms here if you are implying that Distaff Govan are a bunch of wee hoors.......
Cue the 'Nous Sommes Les Peuple' brigade (Bedsit Bear, Arachnophobia Bear, Ginsoaked Bear, Dogfightin' Bear) coming on to chastise you for misogyny and being a pencil-dicked incel.