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  1. Florentine_Pogen
    Ooh.......Welshbairn is waiting for you at 12 Ruel Street......don't forget to take a ch.........ch............change of underwear.
  2. Florentine_Pogen
    I don't know but I await your punchline with bated breath.
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    She's done some movie work too.......
  4. Florentine_Pogen
    It's Friday. Here's Doug Stanhope.
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    LondonHMFC never did report back on his Xmas pressie extravaganza, did he ?
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    Good grief......in which 3rd World barrio do they put the kettle on a tray and the spoons inside the mug handles ?
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    All aboard the "Nope" train.............Destination "F*ckthatshitsville".
  8. Florentine_Pogen
    The trick is to just order a bog standard 'Pizza Cluck Cluck' and when it arrives at table, whip out one of those big feckaff American-style hunting knives and a ripe mango (Waitrose, natch...) and DIY.
  9. Florentine_Pogen
    This rare gastronomic delight must be made by the poster who bought the fancy pizza oven. He can invite some specially chosen posters round to his gaff to sample said concoction AND provide the beers.
  10. Florentine_Pogen
    Sorry guys, hit the wrong key in the middle of posting.......
  11. Florentine_Pogen
    I reckon The Chase is a complete fix. How come the contestant answers, then they show the correct answer and only after that does the Chaser's answer become known ? Feckin' swizz........
  12. Florentine_Pogen
    Uh oh.......you're opening up a huge can of worms here if you are implying that Distaff Govan are a bunch of wee hoors....... Cue the 'Nous Sommes Les Peuple' brigade (Bedsit Bear, Arachnophobia Bear, Ginsoaked Bear, Dogfightin' Bear) coming on to chastise you for misogyny and being a pencil-dicked incel.
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    According to that bastion of impartiality, Phil McMadeupname, (I know, Iknow) Mikey Stewart has been relieved of BBC punditry duties 'temporarily'.........
  14. Florentine_Pogen
    You have a problem with illegitimacy.? I was born a b*****d and am kind of cool with that. [emoji41] So f*ck you and your prissy, puritanical mindset. P.S. I am not a ***.
  15. Florentine_Pogen
    Ugh.........you grubby little man.[emoji13] How dare you sully the name of Princess Gem of Milkydom.
  16. Florentine_Pogen
    Goodnight, Sweet Princess. x
  17. Florentine_Pogen
    I'm devastated. I fully expect that the Pn'B Massive shall be invited to the leaving do ? Obviously, now is the time for LondonHMFC to let Gem know that she's been a "Forces Sweetheart" for the last couple of years and we fully deserve to see a pic of our lass.
  18. Florentine_Pogen
    Wow. You've got some neck. A poster recounts a bit of chat he's had with a Chinese guy and you're in like Flynn with your "Mr. PC Bully Look-At-Me-Everybody" shite. Away and have a lie doon........
  19. Florentine_Pogen
    https://www.channel4.com/news/by/alex-thomson/blogs/succulent-lamb-rack
  20. Florentine_Pogen
    She'll be rubbing her wee chilblain ridden hands in glee at the timing of her exit.
  21. Florentine_Pogen
    He's just your common garden ***. Did you expect anything else ?
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  23. Florentine_Pogen
    So the prostate is still working ?
  24. Florentine_Pogen
    Was on the cards for a while..........shite.
  25. Florentine_Pogen
    Hibs look absolutely f*cked and are really under the cosh. Subby time........
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