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    Don’t see your problem, tbqhwy.........
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    Does this data involve spiders ?
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    I await with trepidation Packy “ThickFück” Bonner pronouncing this guy’s name. I’ll suspect he’ll just go with ‘the Jambo 99’.........
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    I read this with a German accent..........
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    Whoever it is, they’re obviously into Insane Clown Posse.
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    Is that dog wearing a highwayman’s mask ?
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    You still have that part-time cakestand job ?
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    I’ll hazard that semen was deposited by a big fückin’ spider that lives above the ceiling tiles.....the rare Scottish wanking spider (arachno.onanismus.scotii)
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    Posh basturt......bay windae AND a wicker basket...............
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    Funnily enough, so was I.....a 90 year old aunt was sent to the flames, Humanist celebrant was monoto-boring BUT the feckinh music !!!!!!! "All Things Bright and Beautiful" and "Morning Has Broken"....... I suppose a bit of Rammstein was asking a lot.......
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    FTFY
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    Let's hope it's not a Meghan........
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    Mrs. Arachnophobia Bear must have really strong nails.
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    However, it’s much cheaper than purchasing a Gwyneth Paltrow ‘Smell Myfanwy’ candle.
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    You were at a funeral. Workmate announces you’re getting away with murder. I’d suggest you’ve been sussed.
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    Hmmm.....only a matter of time before you’re hitting the high notes, then.....
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    The height difference between SkagDug and a corgi would make copulation awkward, no ? Or is the boy a fücking sexual athlete too ?
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    Former boxing champ Jackie Brown has died aged 84. https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/people/edinburgh-boxing-champion-jackie-brown-who-once-shared-dressing-room-muhammad-ali-dies-aged-84-after-dementia-battle-1363613
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    Will he manage to finish his apprenticeship before he snaps and dismembers his parents ?
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    https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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    Given that :- a) JugEars was getting ‘tips’ from Savile and b) Nonce Andrew was getting ‘tips’ from Epstein it could be argued that Wills and ‘Half-Brother Harry’ have already missed the 3some boat..........[emoji51][emoji44][emoji56]
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    King Leopold 2nd of Belgium. The atrocities carried out in his name in the Congo in the latter half of the 19th C easily rank him alongside Hitler and Stalin when it comes to murdering people in their millions.
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    Given that she is the daughter of Don Arden, it’s no wonder she has myriad cüntish traits. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Arden
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