BFTD Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 I take it his maw will be teaching him the value of the paragraph? It's great that there's so much more support for kids with conditions like autism these days. Hopefully he'll get help with the motor skills issues and you'll be able to continue enjoying your time with him without too much stress. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Being a dad is fucking amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Being a dad is fucking amazing. 3 months to go. You better not be lying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 3 months to go. You better not be lying I will give you one piece of advice for the next three months. Please take it! SLEEP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 3 months to go. You better not be lying Yup, it's definitely not a 'misery loves company' situation, with the existing fathers spinning you a line until the missus gets past the second trimester. No sirree, uh-uh. You're not keen on sex, sleep, and going out with your friends, right? Oh, no reason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Being a dad is fucking amazing. It only gets better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 You're not keen on sex, sleep, and going out with your friends, right? Oh, no reason Of those 3 things the second is the only one I'll genuinely miss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 It only gets better ^^^ Doesn't have teenage girls type post... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 ^^^ Doesn't have teenage girls type post... My daughters are 19 and 27,what I told the boyfriends is you hurt her and I hurt you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 (edited) My daughters are 19 and 27,what I told the boyfriends is you hurt her and I hurt you I reckon my speech if I had girls would be something along the lines of, I won't kill you obviously. But I have a cleaver that would do just fine at decapitating a hand Edited June 26, 2016 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobby carlos Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Love being a dad but hate kids birthday parties that I have to go to like today, when I'm rough as toast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcintyre_gmfc Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I think I get more and more excited to be a dad every day! Only half way through the pregnancy and I'm chomping at the bit to get started! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Serious question. Did your missus* start (or get worse) snoring incredibly loud during pregnancy? I've never heard mine snore like this before. I'm spending most nights on the (world's comfiest) couch because I can't sleep in the same room as her: this from a guy who slept through to earth tremors. Seriously. Like lying next to a b*****ding lawnmower. * Or you. If there are any honest females in here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Serious question. Did your missus* start (or get worse) snoring incredibly loud during pregnancy? I've never heard mine snore like this before. I'm spending most nights on the (world's comfiest) couch because I can't sleep in the same room as her: this from a guy who slept through to earth tremors. Seriously. Like lying next to a b*****ding lawnmower. * Or you. If there are any honest females in here Oh yes. Unbelievable snoring. Like a foghorn, never heard anything like it. Practice for the sleepless nights though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Yep. Horrendous snoring. Completely gone now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 The trail of stuff you find yourself eating cos its easier than running back and forth to the bin is quite revolting. My one is currently chewing grapes then ejecting them again and trying to give them to me This. Half eaten bananas, half chewed sticky bits of Haribo, bits of toast crust. Simply because it's easier than running to the bin 😂 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 I had forgotten how much of a pain in the arse toilet training was! 2 year old doesn't want to sit on the potty or the toilet, the only time she will is at bath time, and even the she only sits down for about 10 seconds before deciding she is done after not having done anything! She will gladly tell you after she has filled her nappy! Have moved her onto pullups and it took a good 5 minutes (of stropping) to get her to put them on. She had another huff due to the fact that we got her some proper pants to try as she was convinced these were her sisters! I don't know how I have ended up with 2 huffy little know-it-all daughters! Clearly get it from their mother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Snoring: Christ, yes. Didn't go away. Ten years on and I keep expecting to get a letter from Environmental Health. Half-chewed food: Ours thought it was the funniest thing in the world to feed me masticated apricot slices. I recommend keeping a straight face when they first try it, as I presume my expression was the funny thing. Nappies: The MIL toilet trained ours while she was visiting for a week. He was 4; no idea what she did, but it was obviously on her to-do list while she was here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 I had forgotten how much of a pain in the arse toilet training was! 2 year old doesn't want to sit on the potty or the toilet, the only time she will is at bath time, and even the she only sits down for about 10 seconds before deciding she is done after not having done anything! Parents tend to fret about these things more than bairns. 2 is pretty young but one day soon she'll think, "Do I actually want to shite myself and have my dad posting about it on P&B?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 You better remember and take your own advice when the teething starts. You've got it easy for now. Don't. She's taken to only settling on either of us and not in her moses basket. She's currently lying on my chest whilst I work out when she is in a deep enough sleep to move her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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