Shandon Par Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) 1 minute ago, throbber said: It's from Month Python. January. February. Python. April. May etc.. Edited March 9, 2017 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, throbber said: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Any forklift drivers here? I've got an interview for another FLT driving job but the company i work for holds my licence. How do I go about getting a copy of the licence without making it look like I'm applying for other jobs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Break into the office at 2.00am, locate your files, photocopy everything, and then get out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Break into the office at 2.00am, locate your files, photocopy everything, and then get out. Someone's been reading The Firm by John Grisham. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Just now, Cardinal Richelieu said: Someone's been reading The Firm by John Grisham. I honestly haven't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Just now, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: I honestly haven't. Heh. I wouldn't bother. The film is the same. It basically involves Tom Cruise sneaking into the firm that employs him in the dead of night, and then trying to do some clandestine photocopying without turning the lights on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 39 minutes ago, .Stuart. said: Any forklift drivers here? I've got an interview for another FLT driving job but the company i work for holds my licence. How do I go about getting a copy of the licence without making it look like I'm applying for other jobs? I got a couple, reach and counterbalance, a couple of years ago. You should be able to go directly to the organisation that approved it for a copy. Just be honest with them. Bit strange that your firm is holding on to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 14 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Heh. I wouldn't bother. The film is the same. It basically involves Tom Cruise sneaking into the firm that employs him in the dead of night, and then trying to do some clandestine photocopying without turning the lights on. Book is much better than the film, they completely changed the ending in the film and it was an absolute cop out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 6 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Got a new mobile ( Samsung Galaxy j3), anyway i put all my pictures over into my dropbox, question is how do i get these pictures into my phone gallery? Don't bother. I have the same phone and the storage is appalling. Keep your photos backed up elsewhere. I can't even keep the WhatsApp photos and videos I get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Warcraft movie. Any good for someone who knows zero about Warcraft? What has happened to you? Why are you asking this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Just now, G_Man1985 said: Ah good stuff haha. Anything else I need to watch out for regarding the phone ? Not really, battery life isn't bad, it's dead simple to use, I just can't keep my w**k bank handy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Quick question. Can I use my phone or not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Not really, battery life isn't bad, it's dead simple to use, I just can't keep my w**k bank handy. Edited March 11, 2017 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Why do Celtic give Sevco a bigger ticket allocation than other teams when they could easily fill those seats themselves? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Why do Celtic give Sevco a bigger ticket allocation than other teams when they could easily fill those seats themselves? Because they'll get the same percentage of away fans when they go to ibrox? Scotland do it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 (edited) 7 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Why do Celtic give Sevco a bigger ticket allocation than other teams when they could easily fill those seats themselves? The more there are, the bigger the mess, the more they get to complain and "slam" the hooligans and "slap" in a bill to the visiting club. Edited March 13, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Has Njord been emptied (again)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 I've noticed a trend of folk brushing their teeth in university/work toilets around lunch / afternoons. Must of encountered this about ten times over the past fortnight. Anyone else seeing this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 47 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I've noticed a trend of folk brushing their teeth in university/work toilets around lunch / afternoons. Must of encountered this about ten times over the past fortnight. Anyone else seeing this? I had a boss who brushed his teeth six times a day; clearly his malign influence is spreading. These folk who leave their toothbrushes in the work bogs are far more trusting than I've ever been. Especially if there isn't a toilet brush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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