Cowden til i die Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Theodolite. Sounds more like a birth defect rather than measuring equipment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Sounds more like a birth defect rather than measuring equipment. You owe me a tenner - I had money on that being the next post before I scrolled down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 This probably isnt the best place to post this as it may go un-noticed. Can someone post the rule that states you cant be offisde from a goal kick. Most of the muppets in my team didnt know this and started an argument. You could tell big duncan to stand offside in your next game to prove a point, unless the referees really are as bad as you've described them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 You owe me a tenner - I had money on that being the next post before I scrolled down. You're just mad i got there first You could tell big duncan to stand offside in your next game to prove a point, unless the referees really are as bad as you've described them He would need to be on the pitch for that to happen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 You're just mad i got there first Nah, it's all harmless fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 What do you call the wee yellow/orange tripod things with viewing device on top that you see being used on construction sites and the like, and what are they for? What does the viewer see when he looks through it? It's a surveyor's transit, useful for measuring angles and laying out straight lines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Would it be rude if I didn't go to my girlfriend's big brother's wedding, but instead just went to the reception at night? I really don't think I'd enjoy being at it all day, especially as she's a bridesmaid and that I wouldn't really be speaking to her that much during the day. Also, add that to the fact that I only know her mum and her pal out of all the people going, so I'm guessing it'd be pretty awkward with me just standing about like a p***k on my own. But then at night I could go, meet all the family and stuff and show face and just make up a shoddy excuse not to go to the actual wedding. I don't know what to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Would it be rude if I didn't go to my girlfriend's big brother's wedding, but instead just went to the reception at night? I really don't think I'd enjoy being at it all day, especially as she's a bridesmaid and that I wouldn't really be speaking to her that much during the day. Also, add that to the fact that I only know her mum and her pal out of all the people going, so I'm guessing it'd be pretty awkward with me just standing about like a p***k on my own. But then at night I could go, meet all the family and stuff and show face and just make up a shoddy excuse not to go to the actual wedding. I don't know what to do. You know exactly what you need to do, so don't come on here expecting sympathy from P&B'ers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 (edited) Would it be rude if I didn't go to my girlfriend's big brother's wedding, but instead just went to the reception at night? I really don't think I'd enjoy being at it all day, especially as she's a bridesmaid and that I wouldn't really be speaking to her that much during the day. Also, add that to the fact that I only know her mum and her pal out of all the people going, so I'm guessing it'd be pretty awkward with me just standing about like a p***k on my own. But then at night I could go, meet all the family and stuff and show face and just make up a shoddy excuse not to go to the actual wedding. I don't know what to do. Do an Alan Lithgow and pull your tadger out Edited May 4, 2010 by Floreat Salopia -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Does anyone on here know anything about the poetry of Sylvia Plath or the novels of Alasdair Gray? I'm meant to be studying them for advanced higher english but know worryingly little, and to make matters worse our teacher insists that we're to do our own learning because its to prepare us for uni etc. Edit: long shot, I know, but im pretty desperate. If your solution to a problem like this is to post in here then you deserve an F and you sure as f**k should not be going to university. The most important skill for uni is "blagging it", evidently your not a natural. Why not be a pipefitter, I hear that is good, put on a few stone as well, that helps you make more money in that line of work I'm led to believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Does anyone on here know anything about the poetry of Sylvia Plath or the novels of Alasdair Gray? I'm meant to be studying them for advanced higher english but know worryingly little, and to make matters worse our teacher insists that we're to do our own learning because its to prepare us for uni etc. Edit: long shot, I know, but im pretty desperate. I did a bit of Plath poetry at school about 7 years ago or something. From memory the general themes in her poems are death/depression etc. If you google her i am sure you will get LOADS of information as she was really quite famous. You could do far worse than printing a couple of her poems off, reading up on her life a bit online and then sitting taking notes on the poems you have printed. That'd be a very decent start. I'm afraid i have no idea who Alasdair Gray is! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or is it homeless? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsdaLoyal Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or is it homeless? Dead ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or is it homeless? It's size zero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or is it homeless? it's dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 How often is it acceptable to cut your fingernails? I do mine twice a week, and my mum thinks this is a bit abnormal. My nails don't grow any faster than anyone elses, I just hate having even the slightest of nail growth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 How often is it acceptable to cut your fingernails? I do mine twice a week, and my mum thinks this is a bit abnormal. My nails don't grow any faster than anyone elses, I just hate having even the slightest of nail growth. Thats overkill mate, ill bet you cut them too deep and they end up stinging. I cut mine usually every 2 weeks and thats that. So id calm it down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Thats overkill mate, ill bet you cut them too deep and they end up stinging. I cut mine usually every 2 weeks and thats that. So id calm it down I see. I must have OCD or something then. That's the nick they are in the now, having cut them earlier: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Would it be rude if I didn't go to my girlfriend's big brother's wedding, but instead just went to the reception at night? I really don't think I'd enjoy being at it all day, especially as she's a bridesmaid and that I wouldn't really be speaking to her that much during the day. Also, add that to the fact that I only know her mum and her pal out of all the people going, so I'm guessing it'd be pretty awkward with me just standing about like a p***k on my own. But then at night I could go, meet all the family and stuff and show face and just make up a shoddy excuse not to go to the actual wedding. I don't know what to do. Bin the wedding but say your working on an important job and will come straight from that to the reception at night, make sure your burd tells everyone that's what your doing............theeeeen hit the boozer at opening time with the lads, after 14 afternoon pints jump in a taxi, stop off at Davie Sands for a tray of stella and literally fall into the reception a complete shambles, sure winner to impress the future in-laws. By the end of the night you should have taken off and lost your shirt, commented on your burds maws paps, vomited at the edge of the dancefloor so you don't miss your fave bit of 'Jump Around' and tried to get off with the male barman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I see. I must have OCD or something then. That's the nick they are in the now, having cut them earlier: I bet when you're sent to hell they just make you sit in a room and try to pick the labels off things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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