SlipperyP Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Mix it in with their food over a period of time. Kidney failure gets them. I've got a quicker solution. Some may say Final. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Is there a word or expression in English to describe the weird sensation you have when you take a drink of something and it's not the drink you thought it was going to be... e.g. drinking a glass of milk and it turns out to be orange juice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) Just now, Cardinal Richelieu said: Is there a word or expression in English to describe the weird sensation you have when you take a drink of something and it's not the drink you thought it was going to be... e.g. drinking a glass of milk and it turns out to be orange juice? Gadzooks? Swing and a miss? Swig and a miss? Edited September 23, 2016 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Swig and a miss Also, somewhat similarly, I had to put my doctor surgery's postcode on a form. As it's just round the corner from me, the postcode is very similar. You're instantly "surprised" at the similarity, then you realise that it was always going to be similar, but you still get the tiniest amount of gratification from this fact? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 42 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Is there a word or expression in English to describe the weird sensation you have when you take a drink of something and it's not the drink you thought it was going to be... e.g. drinking a glass of milk and it turns out to be orange juice? Fuckaluckadingdong? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Is there a word or expression in English to describe the weird sensation you have when you take a drink of something and it's not the drink you thought it was going to be... e.g. drinking a glass of milk and it turns out to be orange juice? You'd certainly get a "siprise" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Is there a word or expression in English to describe the weird sensation you have when you take a drink of something and it's not the drink you thought it was going to be... e.g. drinking a glass of milk and it turns out to be orange juice? Supercardinalgoesballisticthismilktastesatrocious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 How Middle Class are you? http://www.westbriton.co.uk/how-middle-class-are-you-these-are-the-16-things-that-officially-make-you-posh/story-29748986-detail/story.html I'd say there are four things on there that are the mark of a true skiprat rather than being posh, but the etiquette expert says otherwise. Anyway - its a 0, zero, nada, null points from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) A 0 for me as well. I did used to have matching coasters but now I only have one as the pattern on the others peeled off so I chucked them out. I don't own a vacuum cleaner let alone a Dyson. Edited September 27, 2016 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: How Middle Class are you? http://www.westbriton.co.uk/how-middle-class-are-you-these-are-the-16-things-that-officially-make-you-posh/story-29748986-detail/story.html I'd say there are four things on there that are the mark of a true skiprat rather than being posh, but the etiquette expert says otherwise. Anyway - its a 0, zero, nada, null points from me. If only we hadnt got rid of the hot tub!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Smart TV Dyson BBQ Matching coasters So, a little middle class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 21 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: If only we hadnt got rid of the hot tub!!! BBQs Fancy telly Hot tub Nutribullet Are the four things I'd class as vulgar, rather than middle class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I don't own a vacuum cleaner let alone a Dyson. Why am I not surprised? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 5 but i'm in no way middle class. I'll always be working class scum, that's my level and I quite like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: BBQs Fancy telly Hot tub Nutribullet Are the four things I'd class as vulgar, rather than middle class. I've got a large hole (!) in my deck where the previous owners filthy sex bath used to be. Edited September 27, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I'll bet that half dead conifer tree could tell a tale or two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: How Middle Class are you? http://www.westbriton.co.uk/how-middle-class-are-you-these-are-the-16-things-that-officially-make-you-posh/story-29748986-detail/story.html I'd say there are four things on there that are the mark of a true skiprat rather than being posh, but the etiquette expert says otherwise. Anyway - its a 0, zero, nada, null points from me. 4 me, but I disagree with some of it, I'm pigshit thick working class & proud of it! The TV, hoover (which is a Dyson) & coasters are all under 6 months old & I never stopped buying playing vinyl records. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: I'll bet that half dead conifer tree could tell a tale or two. Funnily enough the side of it facing away from the sex bath is absolutely fine. ETA: the wee white things on the ground are ping pong balls. The mind boggles Edited September 27, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) Most of the stuff on the list is for oiks. Where's the Hunters, tweed, antique guns etc? Edited September 27, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 31 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've got a large hole (!) in my deck where the previous owners filthy sex bath used to be. I'm sure I've seen some special interest videos that were filmed in that garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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