Shandon Par Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bully Di Villa said: Surely everyone has matching coasters? What sort of fucking savages have their drinks on different patterns? What about a collection of large flat pebbles, collected from a beach. Would that count as matching? Asking for a friend obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I don't own coasters. I await your scathing insults. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I don't own coasters. I await your scathing insults. Ringpiece 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 On 27/09/2016 at 21:27, Lisa Cuddy said: 1. Smart TV -yes 2. Dyson vacuum cleaner -yes 3. Barbeque - don't even have a garden 4. Vinyl records - no 5. iMac - no 6. Nutribullet - f**k no 7. Antler or Samsonite luggage - I've got an Antler somewhere but it's in the cellar 8. Wood burning stove - no 9. Spiralizer - oh f**k off 10. Mulberry bag - no, but it's the dream 11. Matching coasters - yes. Why is this middle class? It's just not being a scaff 12. Boiling water taps - no 13. Hot tub - no 14. Aga range cooker - no 15. Smeg fridge - no 16. Brompton bike - no Not remotely middle class. Got worried there as we've got the first four...tailed off rapidly after that I'm happy to say. The missus is letting the side down by having one of those bags though - apparently it's some kind of big deal. 15's disturbing though - why would you want to keep it in a fridge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Got worried there as we've got the first four...tailed off rapidly after that I'm happy to say. The missus is letting the side down by having one of those bags though - apparently it's some kind of big deal. 15's disturbing though - why would you want to keep it in a fridge? Colostomy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Colostomy? Mulberry - although you could be forgiven for confusing the two with the amount of shite she keeps in there... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I'm with blootoon, I'll put my glass/mug where I like. Don't need a coaster to dictate to me. And I'll take pleasure wiping stuff all the time knowing I stuck it to the man. f**k coasters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I don't own coasters. I await your scathing insults. Mods, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Bully Di Villa said: Surely everyone has matching coasters? What sort of fucking savages have their drinks on different patterns? This is exactly what I was thinking. When you buy a set of coasters they are matching in the pack. I refuse to believe anyone buys several different packs of coasters to have mismatched designs. Stupid test anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 If you live with one other person that's fine, as you can match. You can never have guests round though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I have 3 different pairs of coasters equaling 6 coasters in total. Cardboard beer mats stolen from a pub are not "coasters" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I can just picture being in throbber's house for drinks and getting a glass of wine that took twenty minutes to pour from all the dregs his burd left in the bottoms of Aldi bottles and being given a copy of Now 54 to put between it and the table. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I can just picture being in throbber's house for drinks and getting a glass of wine that took twenty minutes to pour from all the dregs his burd left in the bottoms of Aldi bottles and being given a copy of Now 54 to put between it and the table. Wouldn't be so bad if he had matching copies of Now 54 to put drinks on but I bet he hasn't even bothered. [emoji35] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 (edited) Take your pick between Now 54, Simply Red's Greatest Hits and one of those ULTIMATE DRIVING DAD ROCK compilations. Edited September 29, 2016 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 (edited) 9 minutes ago, throbber said: I really haven't painted the best picture of my poor girlfriend! Did you use water colours or crayons Throbs? Grimbo Edited September 29, 2016 by Grim O'Grady -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Is there still a Head's Gone thread, or were they all culled? I only ask, because perennial Head's Gone contributor Rudolph Hucker seems to be posting again. Only a matter of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 grabs popcorn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 17 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Take your pick between Now 54, Simply Red's Greatest Hits and one of those ULTIMATE DRIVING DAD ROCK compilations. Life's become more expensive since ISPs stopped throwing free trial CDs around like ninja stars. Why Now 54 in particular? Was that a Cheeky year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Life's become more expensive since ISPs stopped throwing free trial CDs around like ninja stars. Why Now 54 in particular? Was that a Cheeky year? Recent enough to be plausible and old enough to be funny. I'm not really a connoisseur of the concept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.