LincolnHearts Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Came across the Tour de France when flicking through the channels and just wondered why spectators are trying to chase bicycles that are cycling up mountains? Some tit has just lit a flare that has got a few riders choking as well. Is this a normal thing? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Door needs painted And the letter box isn't level 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Terrible bit of carpet laying, what's the curly bit crawling out of the bottom right of the door? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Not sure why people keep taking the piss out of poor, father-to-be, Throbber. It's not all bad. At least, with Mrs Throbber around, they won't have to waste money on a bouncy castle for the child's birthday party. Plus, I'm sure kids are allowed in Wetherspoons until a certain time, so it won't drastically affect his cultural lifestyle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 9 hours ago, throbber said: Is it noticeable that the parcel was hiding under my doormat earlier on today? You need to get a claim in there to get a free another one of whatever it is in the parcel. Just say you never noticed it and crushed it when you wiped your feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) 11 hours ago, throbber said: Is it noticeable that the parcel was hiding under my doormat earlier on today? Looks like brass handles and silver letter plate on that door. Dearie me, mix and match door furniture. Edited July 21, 2017 by Fae_the_'briggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 @throbber that letterbox is making me physically sick. Get it sorted ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What time do Social Services open? Has she called you fatty tights again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: PM him a load of spider pictured I'll PM you a boot in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 If only she'd made the last line of rhe first verse "Usually leaving off their fucking face". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 13 hours ago, throbber said: Is it noticeable that the parcel was hiding under my doormat earlier on today? We had a parcel left in the brown bin (gardening waste) outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 The fact that she has rhymed "ales" with "fail" pisses me off more than it should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 There once was a pub called 'Spoons It was frequented by jaikie loons In Lonsdales they'd lounge For pints they'd scrounge And get into fights at closing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 There once was a pub called 'Spoons It was frequented by jaikie loons In Lonsdales they'd lounge For pints they'd scrounge And get into fights at closing There once was a pub called 'Spoons Which offered no background tunes Still though throbber did go With his Mrs in tow To meet the other jakey wee loons Credit to KB for inspiring the above piece. (Disclaimer; one of the spoons here doesn't have any music on. It's a depressing, soulless place) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 It has occurred to me that my photogragh on my passcard is almost 20 years old. Should I get it changed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is it the pre-op one? The process had begun, but wasn't finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: The process had begun, but wasn't finished. It still hasn't, you've nae tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 5 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: There once was a pub called 'Spoons It was frequented by jaikie loons In Lonsdales they'd lounge For pints they'd scrounge And get into fights at closing The romatic wee jake A city break he did take, Not for culture or ruins But to explore a new Wetherspoons, At his favourite chain pub His good lady did stuff Many chips And gallons of wine in her gub Back in the room She begged him to knob her "I can't I'm too pissed" The wee Highlander slobbered Fortunately for him, on the very same floor A Championship team was ready to score She was speared and re-speared By these lower league jobbers And now she's expecting a wee baby "throbber" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 On 21/07/2017 at 01:43, Bully Wee Villa said: Plus, I'm sure kids are allowed in Wetherspoons until a certain time, so it won't drastically affect his cultural lifestyle. 8pm. According to a mate, naturally. (Cheers for that, Throbberta) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Why do churches all smell the same? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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