Quick Question Thread

[GordonD]

On 03/08/2017 at 23:04, invergowrie arab said:

I drank a 500 ml bottle of water between 8 and 9 and have pissed 5 times since. Am I going to die?

You'll be all right. Now if you'd drunk a 5 ml bottle and pissed 500 times...

[BFTD]

On 03/08/2017 at 23:04, invergowrie arab said:

I drank a 500 ml bottle of water between 8 and 9 and have pissed 5 times since. Am I going to die?

Depends. What colour is it?

[sandros5]

I drank a 500 ml bottle of water between 8 and 9 and have pissed 5 times since. Am I going to die?

Toilet seat down and radiator on full blast.

[Boghead ranter]

10 hours ago, sandros5 said:

Toilet seat down and radiator hot shower on full blast.
 

FTFY

[Hedgecutter]

Do whore-houses have showers or do folk just do their thing and walk out smelling of, well... you know?

Asking for a friend.

[Drew Brees]

Do whore-houses have showers or do folk just do their thing and walk out smelling of, well... you know?

Asking for a friend.

They let you, well they insist you, wash your dick in the sink.

Replying for a friend.

[welshbairn]

5 minutes ago, Drew Brees said:

They let you, well they insist you, wash your dick in the sink.

Replying for a friend.

Before or after? Asking for a whore.

[ICTJohnboy]

2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Do whore-houses have showers or do folk just do their thing and walk out smelling of, well... you know?

Asking for a friend.

 

They have excellent shower facilities in Spain. My friend tells me he occasionally pops in for a shower and just ignores the whores.

Edited to add... And half of them don't speak any English.

Edited August 6, 2017 by ICTJohnboy

[heedthebaa]

Are these considered trendy and in shoes, to wear with a dark blue suit ??? Affae long and pointed imo, but is that the whole point of them

[Deanburn Dave]

Only if you are auditioning for a clown vacancy.

[heedthebaa]

Aye that's my thinking as well, fine for kicking whelks off the rocks

[Hedgecutter]

Are these considered trendy and in shoes, to wear with a dark blue suit ??? Affae long and pointed imo, but is that the whole point of them

It seems like yesterday that Steven Pressley was getting ripped for wearing these, but given my experience from several conferences etc over the past couple of years, they seem rather acceptable.

That said, I think the pointy ones are OK if you have size ~9 feet. Anything above that looks stupid (I soon discovered this after buying a pair of size 11.5s, and now feel like a clown).

[jimmy boo]

Are these considered trendy and in shoes, to wear with a dark blue suit ??? Affae long and pointed imo, but is that the whole point of them

Mrs Boo loves them but I'd probably give them a miss. Unless I was promised a shag.

[The_Kincardine]

1 hour ago, heedthebaa said:

Are these considered trendy and in shoes, to wear with a dark blue suit ??? Affae long and pointed imo, but is that the whole point of them

Never.  Pointy toes aside - you have to wear black shoes with a navy blue suit.

[Gaz]

1 hour ago, heedthebaa said:

Are these considered trendy and in shoes, to wear with a dark blue suit ??? Affae long and pointed imo, but is that the whole point of them

Aye nae bother Steven Pressley

[heedthebaa]

Thank you, I'll give them a miss, I only look right in a boilersuit anyways 

[BFTD]

10 minutes ago, heedthebaa said:

Thank you, I'll give them a miss, I only look right in a boilersuit anyways 

[The_Kincardine]

42 minutes ago, heedthebaa said:

Thank you, I'll give them a miss, I only look right in a boilersuit anyways 

In that case - Doc Marten's toe-tectors - the perfect compromise:

 

[Bert Raccoon]

4 hours ago, The_Kincardine said:

Never.  Pointy toes aside - you have to wear black shoes with a navy blue suit.

If you're over 50 perhaps.

[The_Kincardine]

4 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

If you're over 50 perhaps.

What colour of shoes do you wear with a navy suit, bert?