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It sounds like they fucked up her departure date so her final wage contained X number of days that she wasnt due. Whilst I am aware that it generally doesnt matter whose f**k up it is, I am more keen to patch them based on this. They made a right c**t of it basically
We've had all these heroes out clapping for the NHS whilst you're out robbing them you scoundrel.
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1 minute ago, Empty It said:

We've had all these heroes out clapping for the NHS whilst you're out robbing them you scoundrel.

That could pay their entire wage rise on it's own!  :o

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30 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

It sounds like they fucked up her departure date so her final wage contained X number of days that she wasnt due. Whilst I am aware that it generally doesnt matter whose f**k up it is, I am more keen to patch them based on this. They made a right c**t of it basically

I'd probably be paying it back just for further down the line if she needs back into work sharpish one day, the NHS is always screaming out for nurses (I'm guessing that's what she is, here) . Usually, I'd 100% be being the "go fuk yirsel" person. 

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3 hours ago, supermik said:

Who decided that porridge should change its name to Porage?

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What do you mean, change? They've always spelt it like that. It's a trademark, like Irn Bru - see the little 'R' symbol?

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The Scott's Porage Oats shotputter logo was designed by Tom Curr, a commercial artist from Edinburgh.

Curr was also known for doing cartoon sketches of football matches for the Evening News.

The Edinburgh City Social Club has his original cartoon of when the team beat Hibs 3-2 in the Scottish Cup in the 1930s.

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13 hours ago, BFTD said:

Is it normal to have that much of an ice build-up on fridges? I've only ever had a small film at the back, which is normally an indicator that I need to turn it down a tad.

For the fridge and freezer, I tend to just run the contents down for a couple of weeks, then turn it off for a day before the big shop and let it all melt. Stick a bit of tarpaulin in the bottom and let it drain into a container, and empty as necessary. Could do with giving it a go now, actually, but I'm waiting for the warmer weather.

God, I even bored myself with that.

It had been a very, very bad fridge.

Presumably the ice was so thick that he was stabbing away at it and didn't realise he'd pierced through. Which, again, I've never had a fridge that accumulated that much ice.

I've had that a couple of times only.  Ice had gotten so thick that letting it defrost would have taken a fair while hence the knife attack.  Both times it happened because we hadn't used the freezer section for a while so forgot to defrost.  The last time  we (Royal We) actually broke the hinged door of the freezer section trying to open it!

Edit: this was in the days before frost free freezers.

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Bought HP sauce for the first time in ages the other day.  Have noticed the colour of the sauce is a lighter brown than i can recall, and the viscosity is definitely mair runny than before.

Am i just unlucky with the one i bought, or has the product changed to the above lighter, runnier liquid ??

Sauce aficionados opinions please

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42 minutes ago, hearthammer said:

Bought HP sauce for the first time in ages the other day.  Have noticed the colour of the sauce is a lighter brown than i can recall, and the viscosity is definitely mair runny than before.

Am i just unlucky with the one i bought, or has the product changed to the above lighter, runnier liquid ??

Sauce aficionados opinions please

Did you shake the bottle first?

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13 hours ago, GordonD said:

What do you mean, change? They've always spelt it like that. It's a trademark, like Irn Bru - see the little 'R' symbol?

I'm part of a classy household, hence we say porage in a way that rhymes with 'mirage'.  Porridge on the other hand, rhyming with ridge, is for the peasants.

We have two boxes at any one time so that we don't need to visit the scheme goblin shop if we suddenly find out that one has run out.

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I am however still attempting to open a box properly, but then again, I've not been trained for manual labour.

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21 minutes ago, GordonD said:

Did you shake the bottle first?

yes, i always shoogle the glass/plastic bottle.  It could just be that, because i haven't bought or used HP sauce for months, it is how it is and i just felt it looked and tasted "different" than what i remember.

Cheers  

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44 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

I'm part of a classy household, hence we say porage in a way that rhymes with 'mirage'.  Porridge on the other hand, rhyming with ridge, is for the peasants.

We have two boxes at any one time so that we don't need to visit the scheme goblin shop if we suddenly find out that one has run out.

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I am however still attempting to open a box properly, but then again, I've not been trained for manual labour.

Tedi. 

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23 minutes ago, hearthammer said:

yes, i always shoogle the glass/plastic bottle.  It could just be that, because i haven't bought or used HP sauce for months, it is how it is and i just felt it looked and tasted "different" than what i remember.

Cheers  

 

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16 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Aye, that made me doubt the way 've been saying mirage. Glad you've confirmed it's the Hedge that's mental here. 

For avoidance of doubt, that post was entirely tongue in cheek.  I realise that I'll have sown some seeds of doubt though.

However, I too have previously wondered about the weird spelling on the Scott's box.

Eta:  I only have two boxes because one is empty and I can't be arsed taking it through to the recycling box seeing as it's out the way of anything.  :ph34r: 

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6 hours ago, hk blues said:

I've had that a couple of times only.  Ice had gotten so thick that letting it defrost would have taken a fair while hence the knife attack.  Both times it happened because we hadn't used the freezer section for a while so forgot to defrost.  The last time  we (Royal We) actually broke the hinged door of the freezer section trying to open it!

Edit: this was in the days before frost free freezers.

Top tip.

After you've emptied the freezer, it can be safely defrosted and cleaned in an hour by using a fan heater or hair drier(use with common sense), no knives, screwdrivers or chisels required.

Switch it back on and start using it within a few hours.

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16 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Top tip.

After you've emptied the freezer, it can be safely defrosted and cleaned in an hour by using a fan heater or hair drier(use with common sense), no knives, screwdrivers or chisels required.

Switch it back on and start using it within a few hours.

I love crispy pancakes, my freezer is never empty!  

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