Hillonearth Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I have only once shat on a plane, which was immediately after take off You must have some aim. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 I'm a lazy b*****d and absolutely detest ironing. Are steamers any good/more convenient for the basic work get up such as a shirt and tie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 You must have some aim.Na, you are only hearing about the winners, if tried it thousands of times 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 24 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: I'm a lazy b*****d and absolutely detest ironing. Are steamers any good/more convenient for the basic work get up such as a shirt and tie? You iron ties? FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Rugster said: You iron ties? FFS. Didn't mean that! I meant the get-up that would normally be ironed as in a work shirt and trousers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 I honestly never knew in this day and age people still wore ties to work - especially the younger generations. Well, apart from @101. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 Am I allowed to do Jury Duty? Got called the other day and was surprised. I have a criminal record and was sentenced to a community payback order in April 2017. I finished it in June 2017 and it was considered 'spent' in June 2018. Website isn't the clearest on the eligibility. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth said: Am I allowed to do Jury Duty? Got called the other day and was surprised. I have a criminal record and was sentenced to a community payback order in April 2017. I finished it in June 2017 and it was considered 'spent' in June 2018. Website isn't the clearest on the eligibility. They changed the eligibility regarding convictions recently so you might be eligible. They're using Braehead cinema for Glasgow jury service just now rather than the Court. Worst film ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 Aye thats where I'm getting sent. Will need to leave the hoose at the crack to get there for 9am. Still beats going to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 50 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Hillonearth said: You must have some aim. Na, you are only hearing about the winners, if tried it thousands of times They probably put a lot of them down to bird strikes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 21 minutes ago, Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth said: Am I allowed to do Jury Duty? Got called the other day and was surprised. Would you want to do it? Unless you signed for the letter, you could always claim not to have received it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth said: Aye thats where I'm getting sent. Will need to leave the hoose at the crack to get there for 9am. Still beats going to work. Hope your work is paying you. The Scottish Government has set the maximum daily payment of expenses for loss of wages at £64.95... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 15 hours ago, tamthebam said: They changed the eligibility regarding convictions recently so you might be eligible. They're using Braehead cinema for Glasgow jury service just now rather than the Court. Worst film ever. Probably running out of non-criminals to ask in Glasgow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Anyone ever replaced the heads on an electric shaver before?I've j just bought the cheapest off amazon and they fit and work but by f**k they pull hairs and it's really annoying.Have i just fucked up by not paying the extra for the actual Philips replacements? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 1 hour ago, pandarilla said: Have i just fucked up by not paying the extra for the actual Philips replacements? Yes. Although, foil shavers are shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Did we ever work out who Cosmic Joe used to be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 On 14/03/2021 at 14:01, Mr. Alli said: Which is the best GoApe! to go to out of Aberfoyle and Aberdeen? Taking my mate for her 30th. Not been to Aberdeen but took the boy to Aberfoyle many years ago. Longest zip line in the UK/Europe IIRC? Amazing experience well out of the comfort zone (now that it’s a distant (scary vivid) memory). I ended up shiteing it and walking off while the then 12yo a-p jnr revelled in seeing his dad as a shitebag and finished the course - he still tells folk to this day. And it may or may not be related to him now starting a career hanging about at the top of the wind turbines. Recommended. But maybe just the once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Yes. Although, foil shavers are shite. What's a foil shaver? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, pandarilla said: 5 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Yes. Although, foil shavers are shite. What's a foil shaver? One of these. But not one of these. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 32 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: One of these. But not one of these. ^^^Victor Kiam alias found 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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