scottsdad Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkant said: You work on a wanking production line? Same here! Are you guys frotting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 ...googles "frotting"... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 40 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I'm averaging a couple of wanks a day at the moment That photo of Joe Cardle back in a Pars strip on the WDTHR thread will be cranking up the average. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Put your mind to it, you can push that average up. I have faith in you. It's only January (for an hour a bit) so plenty of time. 32 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That photo of Joe Cardle back in a Pars strip on the WDTHR thread will be cranking up the average. Some material. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 8 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I'm a w**k Indeed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 9 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I'm averaging a couple of wanks a day at the moment 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 (edited) Where do flies go in the winter and how do we lock them in there so they can never come back? Also before someone tells me they're a vital part of the ecosystem, allow me to tell you I don't give a f**k. Edited February 1 by RawB93 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 47 minutes ago, RawB93 said: Where do flies go in the winter and how do we lock them in there so they can never come back? Also before someone tells me they're a vital part of the ecosystem, allow me to tell you I don't give a f**k. They dont all disappear, I was working in a - vaguely minging - rental flat yesterday and came home with 3 big bites on my shoulder................ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 40 minutes ago, Leith Green said: They dont all disappear, I was working in a - vaguely minging - rental flat yesterday and came home with 3 big bites on my shoulder................ Aye, some of these 'mature landladies' can get desperate................. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 12 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I'm averaging a couple of wanks a day at the moment ^^^Completed his "Kill Sarah Connor" mission 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 On 31/01/2024 at 09:07, BFTD said: Retirement? OK Boomer. I'm just hoping they bury me after I drop at the production line. At least we have the wanking in common. On 31/01/2024 at 09:32, Melanius Mullarkant said: You work on a wanking production line? Same here! 18 hours ago, MSU said: ...googles "frotting"... Rookie mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 On 31/01/2024 at 22:21, MSU said: ...googles "frotting"... There are folk who travel about on the London Underground doing that to strangers. Discovered that the hard way when I was a kid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 12 minutes ago, BFTD said: There are folk who travel about on the London Underground doing that to strangers. Discovered that the hard way when I was a kid. I'm sure they let you off with a warning seeing as you were young. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 (edited) 3 minutes ago, hk blues said: I'm sure they let you off with a warning seeing as you were young. They'll talk about this early chance to catch me on the inevitable documentaries when I'm dead. Edited February 2 by BFTD Inevitably? Fucking hell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 I still don't know what frotting means and I am definitely not googling it. I know what you deviants are like, it can't be good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 2 hours ago, eindhovendee said: I still don't know what frotting means and I am definitely not googling it. I know what you deviants are like, it can't be good. It's possibly the least deviant thing I've posted about in years. Takes on a new dimension when being performed on children on public transport, however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 9 hours ago, BFTD said: There are folk who travel about on the London Underground doing that to strangers. Discovered that the hard way when I was a kid. It's the most popular way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 8 hours ago, eindhovendee said: I still don't know what frotting means and I am definitely not googling it. I know what you deviants are like, it can't be good. There was a time when I would post a word or name and users on here would google them in good faith. I still remember mentioning the Dellai Twins on a funeral thread. Sadly a bygone era now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 It does explain a lot if tabby had that happen as a child. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 why me is it ok to grab a 40 odd year old man , who has arse felt your 21 yo daughter 2 times at the local funeral? Then look at his friend. and say "keep out of this" 2 people have sore faces today, they are fucking lucking Why me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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