Hedgecutter Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 What's the longest you can hold your breath for?1 min 40s is my limit I just persevered to get to 1 min 41 secs just to beat you. Back of the net. How long can you hold your breath after exhaling all your air first though? Mine's a pitiful effort. (I find imaginary singing of Bohemian Rhapsody works wonders btw) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I just persevered to get to 1 min 41 secs just to beat you. Back of the net. How long can you hold your breath after exhaling all your air first though? Mine's a pitiful effort. (I find imaginary singing of Bohemian Rhapsody works wonders btw) This works very well. Got to 1.43 before nearly dying. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Can anybody recommend a hotel close to Aberdeen airport? Within a 15 min drive ideally. Sent from my LT15i using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I just persevered to get to 1 min 41 secs just to beat you. Back of the net. How long can you hold your breath after exhaling all your air first though? Mine's a pitiful effort. (I find imaginary singing of Bohemian Rhapsody works wonders btw) Can't get past 30 secs after exhaling first.how the feck did sweeperdee get to 1:43 doing this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 45 seconds. Damn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 After exhaling I can get to 57 seconds. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Going to Musselburgh races on Saturday and looking for a good pub in Edinburgh for a swift few pints. Only got an hour or so between trains so needs to be close to Waverley. Suggestions please. Same question from me... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Going to Musselburgh races on Saturday and looking for a good pub in Edinburgh for a swift few pints. Only got an hour or so between trains so needs to be close to Waverley. Suggestions please. The albanach at the top of Cockburn street. Just a stumble down the steps to te station, you also have sportsters at the bottom of those steps if you can't e arsed climbing/falling Sent from ma phone using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Can anybody recommend a hotel close to Aberdeen airport? Within a 15 min drive ideally. Sent from my LT15i using Pie & Bovril mobile app Theres a few at the airport,ive stayed in but i think the brittania is the cheapest with parking,think they also do a leave your car for a few weeks aswell,book early if its during the week as lots of offshore types will use them http://www.britanniahotels.com/hotels/aberdeen/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taurus Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Anybody suffer from IBS ? If so did you have to change diet and stop drinking ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I'm currently having an absolute shocker. Can anyone tell me how to apply this? I've never bought it before and now I don't know how to use it. The instructions say "apply thin layer to underarm." My problem is that I'm unable to work the damned thing. There is a wee screw inside it, and can be turned by the handle (see image). I've tried this and it does nothing. There is a grid pattern where little beads of antiperspirant gel are meant to come out but i can't get them to emerge. I'm going to be a smelly wee mink if nobody can help me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I'm currently having an absolute shocker. Can anyone tell me how to apply this? I've never bought it before and now I don't know how to use it. The instructions say "apply thin layer to underarm." My problem is that I'm unable to work the damned thing. There is a wee screw inside it, and can be turned by the handle (see image). I've tried this and it does nothing. There is a grid pattern where little beads of antiperspirant gel are meant to come out but i can't get them to emerge. I'm going to be a smelly wee mink if nobody can help me. Have you taken the lid off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Have you taken the lid off? Naturally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I'm currently having an absolute shocker. Can anyone tell me how to apply this? I've never bought it before and now I don't know how to use it. The instructions say "apply thin layer to underarm." My problem is that I'm unable to work the damned thing. There is a wee screw inside it, and can be turned by the handle (see image). I've tried this and it does nothing. There is a grid pattern where little beads of antiperspirant gel are meant to come out but i can't get them to emerge. I'm going to be a smelly wee mink if nobody can help me. A real man would be straight for his angle grinder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Microwave it for two minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I'm currently having an absolute shocker. Can anyone tell me how to apply this? I've never bought it before and now I don't know how to use it. The instructions say "apply thin layer to underarm." My problem is that I'm unable to work the damned thing. There is a wee screw inside it, and can be turned by the handle (see image). I've tried this and it does nothing. There is a grid pattern where little beads of antiperspirant gel are meant to come out but i can't get them to emerge. I'm going to be a smelly wee mink if nobody can help me. Rub it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I'm currently having an absolute shocker. Can anyone tell me how to apply this? I've never bought it before and now I don't know how to use it. The instructions say "apply thin layer to underarm." My problem is that I'm unable to work the damned thing. There is a wee screw inside it, and can be turned by the handle (see image). I've tried this and it does nothing. There is a grid pattern where little beads of antiperspirant gel are meant to come out but i can't get them to emerge. I'm going to be a smelly wee mink if nobody can help me. Have you inserted the batteries and turned it on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEOJQawykD0 When I am sad I listen to this. What do you do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 touch myself. Sometimes I do them both at the same time, but it normally ends in tears and I can't finish my playtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEOJQawykD0 When I am sad I listen to this. What do you do? Was this used in those This Is England '86 adverts? I've been looking (not very hard, admittedly) for that song for ages and I think this is it. Nice one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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