Swarley Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Swarley caught interfering. No case to answer M'lud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Anybody know of any good pubs in Costa Teguise, Lanzarote that will likely be showing the cup final next month? You can guess what I forgot to think about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 (edited) You forgot to check if there was any pubs where you're going? Eta, there are no pubs on Lanzarote just checked. Edited April 19, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I don't think there is a Quick Question Thread in the Gen Football Forum, nor an Ask the Referee style one so I'll ask this here. Question for any qualified referees. Last night I was preparing to take a goal kick, scuffed the turf slightly and placed the ball. The ref came racing across to me and said that I was "interfering with the topography of the pitch" and had to replace the divot otherwise I could be booked. I've never heard of this before. Is it a new rule? It is a bookable offence for a goalkeeper to mark his area, ie make marks so he knows where the posts are. It doesn't sound like you were doing that on purpose but maybe thats what the ref thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 It is a bookable offence for a goalkeeper to mark his area, ie make marks so he knows where the posts are. It doesn't sound like you were doing that on purpose but maybe thats what the ref thought. Oh yes I was doing it on purpose. I always try to create a wee divot to place the ball on for goal kicks. But apparently that's as big an offence as biting, swearing and breaking someone's legs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Oh yes I was doing it on purpose. I always try to create a wee divot to place the ball on for goal kicks. But apparently that's as big an offence as biting, swearing and breaking someone's legs! What I meant was you weren't making the marks on purpose to aid you with your bearings within the box. That is the bookable offence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 What I meant was you weren't making the marks on purpose to aid you with your bearings within the box. That is the bookable offenceAh yes gotcha, no I wasn't doing that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 No you are not allowed to make divots(tee) for goal kicks & can result in a booking. The ref was lenient and just gave you a warning, let's hope his seniors were not monitoring . Law 12 - Fouls and Misconduct http://www.asktheref.com/Soccer%20Rules/Question/22798/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Anybody know of any good pubs in Costa Teguise, Lanzarote that will likely be showing the cup final next month? You can guess what I forgot to think about I'd be sacking the holiday. Your team are in the Scottish cup final, with a realistic chance of winning. Once in a lifetime scenario. Lanzarote certainly isn't going anywhere. I'd already booked a holiday to Ibiza, when queens got into the UEFA cup qualifying. Fucked off the holiday to go to Copenhagen, not one regret. I'm also booked to go to Ibiza for the opening parties this year, which coincides with the playoff final. In the unlikely event queens get there, Ibiza will once again be getting sacked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I'd be sacking the holiday. Your team are in the Scottish cup final, with a realistic chance of winning. Once in a lifetime scenario. Lanzarote certainly isn't going anywhere. I'd already booked a holiday to Ibiza, when queens got into the UEFA cup qualifying. Fucked off the holiday to go to Copenhagen, not one regret. I'm also booked to go to Ibiza for the opening parties this year, which coincides with the playoff final. In the unlikely event queens get there, Ibiza will once again be getting sacked. First holiday with the girlfriend so it's a bit more difficult. If I had the money then it would definitely be getting re-arranged though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 First holiday with the girlfriend so it's a bit more difficult. If I had the money then it would definitely be getting re-arranged though. Girlfriends come and go mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 First holiday with the girlfriend so it's a bit more difficult. If I had the money then it would definitely be getting re-arranged though. Ultimate test of whether or not she's a "keeper". If she is understanding enough to let you cancel a holiday for a Falkirk cup final then you should be getting yourself to H Samuel sharpish and investing in a ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Ultimate test of whether or not she's a "keeper". If she is understanding enough to let you cancel a holiday for a Falkirk cup final then you should be getting yourself to H Samuel sharpish and investing in a ring. He probably wouldn't get the chance. Because even if she said that's fine, you know she'd be talking to her mates and they'd all be round the coven saying "He cancelled for a game of football?! Get rid of him Ingrid!" I don't know her name latapythelegend, but I can picture you with an Ingrid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliced Bread Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 My dishwasher is acting the c**t, it seems to wash everything fine and gets the food off, but when I take the dihes out they're all covered in this sort of gritty residue and I have to wash it all again by hand. Anyone know what's causing this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 My dishwasher is acting the c**t, it seems to wash everything fine and gets the food off, but when I take the dihes out they're all covered in this sort of gritty residue and I have to wash it all again by hand. Anyone know what's causing this? Have you cleaned the filter and maybe run a dishwasher washing thingy through a cycle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 My dishwasher is acting the c**t, it seems to wash everything fine and gets the food off, but when I take the dihes out they're all covered in this sort of gritty residue and I have to wash it all again by hand. Anyone know what's causing this? Gets the food off? Do you not rinse your plate before putting it in the dishwasher? It's probably clogged with old food and that's why it's covered in residue tbh. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Have you cleaned the filter and maybe run a dishwasher washing thingy through a cycle?Nae bike man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 First holiday with the girlfriend so it's a bit more difficult. If I had the money then it would definitely be getting re-arranged though. If Falkirk win and you're not there you'll regret missing potentially one of the best days of your life. You have a girlfriend who needs telt Sent from my iPhone using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Just tell her Easyjet have fucked up the booking and you have to go the week after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Who was the last lower league side to win the Scottish Cup? Cheers in advance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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