Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 46 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I thought you would Throw the Arrrr away. On a complete tangent, I only recently found out that it was "if I flattened all the vowels" rather than "if I f**ked all the vowels..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CambieBud Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. Why is your left foot twice the size of the right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Why is your left foot twice the size of the right?This is a question that deserves an answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 14 minutes ago, CambieBud said: Why is your left foot twice the size of the right? This is a question that deserves an answer. As I remarked earlier, he has a club foot, judging by the state of them, £1 a week for 20 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 3 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. Daniel Day Lewis will be a guaranteed oscar winner in your biopic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 I'd rather wear Philpy's trainers than them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Why is your left foot twice the size of the right?This is a question that deserves an answer.His left foot is big, but his right foot, is far away. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Big Shoe! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 You know you're getting old when : The lady says, "would you like super sex ?" and you reply : "Oh, the soup would be fine, thanks". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 On 18/03/2020 at 22:12, Zen Archer Esq. said: As I remarked earlier, he has a club foot, judging by the state of them, £1 a week for 20 weeks. This condition is known as 'Provicheck Foot'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Someone once said that a lack of sex can seriously affect your memory. Can’t remember who said it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 i don't get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 On 18/03/2020 at 19:39, Shandon Par said: Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. Gay sex, obvs. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 You know you're getting old when : The lady says, "would you like super sex ?" and you reply : "Oh, the soup would be fine, thanks".Classic Rikki Fulton 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 9 hours ago, throbber said: I haven’t had sex since insemination took place in the second week of January. We obviously need a new dedicated thread - "Throbber's Surrogacy Experience". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I haven’t had sex since insemination took place in the second week of January. Your right arm must resemble Popeye's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, AmeliaHarris said: I'm sure that sex is very important in everyone's life. When my wife and I quarrel I always go to the London escort agency to unwind. My wife doesn't know about this, since everything happens anonymously. This helps me to maintain our relationship and the experience I get with other girls helps me feel more confident in bed with my wife. We have two children and I don't feel guilty of that because my wife doesn't give me what I get from other girls. How do you see it, friends? Do you use escort services while in a relationship? Give us your Ashley Madison link and be away with you. ...I'll pass it on to my mate -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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