Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Just now, Granny Danger said: That was the wording of your last post! Anyway, prawn open sandwiches for me followed by a mini chocolate croissant. Well I didn't mean it so literally. Me buying a couple of sirloins ultimately means young Callum the cow gets killed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Well I didn't mean it so literally. Me buying a couple of sirloins ultimately means young Callum the cow gets killed. Why would you call a cow Callum? Mind you, you have a tendency to lumber animals with daft monikers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Is your serial killer loving Mrs veggie too? I was veggie for a while, my daughter is now veggie but Mrs Par is a fussy, meat lover, so it meant always having to make various meals and in the end I couldn't be arsed so went back to killing defenceless animals. She is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Why would you call a cow Callum? Mind you, you have a tendency to lumber animals with daft monikers. The cat already had his name. Got him from a Portuguese girl. You want to try growing up in darkest Humberside with the name my folks kindly gave me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: The cat already had his name. Got him from a Portuguese girl. You want to try growing up in darkest Humberside with the name my folks kindly gave me. There’s nothing wrong with being called Shandon. Other than the fact that it’s a fucking stupid name. ETA as a 12 year old I found ‘Granny’ to be a particular hardship. Edited May 13, 2020 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: There’s nothing wrong with being called Shandon. Other than the fact that it’s a fucking stupid name. ETA as a 12 year old I found ‘Granny’ to be a particular hardship. Rhyming slang can be very cruel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 13 minutes ago, mathematics said: She is. That's no great surprise. See also Genghis Kahn, Idi Amin, Hitler... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Rhyming slang can be very cruel. Aye but in those days a ‘tranny’ was a transistor radio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That's no great surprise. See also Genghis Kahn, Idi Amin, Hitler... They were all significantly more productive than she. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, mathematics said: They were all significantly more productive than she. Aye nothing says ‘productive’ better than genocide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 33 minutes ago, mathematics said: They were all significantly more productive than she. Rubbish. Genghis would have wiped out millions more folk at a stroke for your mrs' gift for interior design. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 On 10/05/2020 at 00:32, Honest_Man#1 said: I’ve buckled and bought a pasta rolling machine. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 30 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Looks triffic but is it edible? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 hour ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: Looks triffic but is it edible? It was indeed. Fucking delicious in fact. Other than kneading the dough, very little effort and very straightforward. I will never buy dried pasta again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Lidl are doing a BBQ pizza oven next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Which machine did you get? I'd like one but I am worried about reliability if I buy too cheap.Mines is cheap shit and iv had it for years. Dont worry about it. It's a very simple but of kit. I'd maybe benefit from a dearer one I dont know, but what I'd say in pasta making is skill and confidence in dough handling which you will be fine with, and speed of working which you will learn, are the important things. If you are good at throwing sheets of pasta about a cheap machine will do a good job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Which machine did you get? I'd like one but I am worried about reliability if I buy too cheap. I got this. Very easy to use, and seems pretty sturdy to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 (edited) Aye @MixuFixit, don't pay a fortune for one. It's a pretty simple piece of kit and unless it has extra elements there's little reason to pay as much as @Honest_Man#1 (all due respect). Look at second hand too, so many folk get these as wedding/housewarming presents and never use them. I got mine at a charity shop and my gf got hers from eBay, both around £20 and still had the plastic wrapping on them, unused and work perfectly Edited May 15, 2020 by Genuine Hibs Fan Sergeant Wilson is a cheeky pedant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: I got mine at a charity shop and my gf from eBay, £20.00, not bad. Edited May 15, 2020 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: How much was she? Around £20 mate, it's right there. Had to get that plastic wrapping away from her airways quick smart though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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