jagfox Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 28 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: Hazelnut and fig loaf from M&S for a day trip to the middle class. Goes nicely with a touch of caramelised onion humus #G12 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 1 hour ago, jagfox99 said: Day off today so after taking the dog out for his constitutional I did a bit of shopping on the Byres Road. Nipped in to M&S food for one thing (granola squares). It was dine in for a tenner and with a couple of other 3 4 10 deals I managed to spunk the best part of £50. One of said items was freshly baked bread which was still warm. Got stuff home and was about to fire into a couple of slices when I saw the label on the reverse stating 'hazelnut and fig loaf'. I'm having one of those thought to myself moments about wtf is this shite? Undeterred I cut the end bit off to see which way the land laid, and it turns out it was fucking dyno. Who knew? P.S. Dine in for two has the rotisserie chicken P.P.S. Any cunto uses M&S.com for buying cases of mixed wine you get 20% off with the code: WINE20 according to the voucher I got. Having read this, I'm going to have to get off my arse and head down to Byres Road in the pissing rain. F*ck you, jagfox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 17 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Having read this, I'm going to have to get off my arse and head down to Byres Road in the pissing rain. F*ck you, jagfox. It was dry when I was out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I am happy to see the word 'dyno' being used. #ElScenescia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Good to know that in these troubled times that Sir Mick Jagger is still getting his hole. Great grandad, 72 year old Mick has got his 29 year old girfriend pregnant. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36802484 Top shagger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Probably been posted already. Was unsure if it should go here, or on the thread about Nice. http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/oap-loses-control-mobility-scooter-11559619 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 4 hours ago, throbber said: People can inflict all sorts of harm online and many do but this is on another level altogether. What the f**k can have happened in this woman's life to make her want to do this? Think she needs locked up for a while to think about what she has done. Careful m9 sone unknown likes to red dot this type of post, see my sentiments above. I've green dotted yours in case s/he comes along & sees you've posted somethImg similar. G-Bo -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 15 hours ago, pandarilla said: I want her arrested but not jailed. Surely we have to have a decent system of punishment (community service?) when jail just doesn't make sense. In her case a severe pumping by me would be fitting punishment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I'm starting a new job in September. The best part is that it involves moving from an incredibly dull small town to a city of over half a million with two top flight football teams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Careful m9 sone unknown likes to red dot this type of post, see my sentiments above. I've green dotted yours in case s/he comes along & sees you've posted somethImg similar. G-Bo Helens incoming I suspect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I'm starting a new job in September. The best part is that it involves moving from an incredibly dull small town to a city of over half a million with two top flight football teams. Enjoy Glasgow m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Glasgow has three top flight football teams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, Mortar Bored said: Helens incoming I suspect. Oh now I get it, her who sang the song about the mad un with the radio. G-Bo Edited July 15, 2016 by Grim O'Grady Cos I'm thick -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 My mum and dad return home in 2 hours from their holiday and I'm enjoying the last few moments of a free house the best way I can. Leaving the toilet door wide open whilst I'm having a dump. The simple things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Pete Rock & CL Smooth are playing in Norwich on 31st August. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Away to the south of France for a well earned holiday in 3 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Glasgow has three top flight football teams. As Rangers haven't ever played a league game in the top flight, I was referring to Partick & Celtic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 10 hours ago, Mozzamozza said: When you say police, does that include thee wife? If the Internet is under her name, then yeah, she can phone up and get told the details of your sordid searches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 My mum and dad return home in 2 hours from their holiday and I'm enjoying the last few moments of a free house the best way I can. Leaving the toilet door wide open whilst I'm having a dump. The simple things. It's funny you should that, mizfit.My little treat to myself, when I'm home alone. Is to, close the lavvy door when I'm having a jobby. As I always leave it open, when I do my business, in company.You're right. It's the simple things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 9 hours ago, jagfox99 said: Day off today so after taking the dog out for his constitutional I did a bit of shopping on the Byres Road. Nipped in to M&S food for one thing (granola squares). It was dine in for a tenner and with a couple of other 3 4 10 deals I managed to spunk the best part of £50. One of said items was freshly baked bread which was still warm. Got stuff home and was about to fire into a couple of slices when I saw the label on the reverse stating 'hazelnut and fig loaf'. I'm having one of those thought to myself moments about wtf is this shite? Undeterred I cut the end bit off to see which way the land laid, and it turns out it was fucking dyno. Who knew? P.S. Dine in for two has the rotisserie chicken P.P.S. Any cunto uses M&S.com for buying cases of mixed wine you get 20% off with the code: WINE20 according to the voucher I got. Oooh hark at you you top hat wearing, swan munching, pauper baiting c**t. Good day sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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