Shandon Par Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 25 minutes ago, Rugster said: Yeah the slices aren't the same size either. It's quite an effeminate loaf. I'd have thought Jamaldo would have gone for a more substantial bread, given the hardy northern location. I find it goes quite crispy so tend to use it for scrambled eggs on toast. It's my wife's loaf of choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 4 hours ago, jmothecat said: It's a fifteen minute walk to the nearest shop. I don't particularly feel inclined to go on a half-hour round trip for a bottle of milk when I've got perfectly drinkable milk in the fridge. Good excuse to play some Pokémon Go. Late to the party here. I normally throw stuff out if it says it's past its date. I'm only following instructions. Today I chucked out some potatoes (14th July), sweetcorn (15th) and fresh tomato and garlic pasta sauce (14th) but they all looked fine. I have some potatoes and mange tout with no dates on them. I don't know what I'm going to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 No Asdas here I'm afraid Zen. Posh c***. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 18 hours ago, Dee Man said: Who is the lady with the tremendous rack in your avatar? I just had to zoom in for a closer look there My cousin. Also I don't appreciate your cropping - I'm not old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Drinking out of date milk and eating mouldy cheese has made me realise why jmothecat was so offended by the use of the word 'tinker' in his work meeting last week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Has P&B had a collective giggle over this piece of fabrication today? http://www.football365.com/news/agent-reveals-how-close-ronaldo-came-to-rangers-move 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Anyone going to this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Eoin Doyle has expressed an interest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 8 hours ago, Cerberus said: Anyone going to this? Is that genuine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 July the 19th. Why does that day remind me of something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 20 minutes ago, .Stuart. said: July the 19th. Why does that day remind me of something? Nicola Sturgeon's birthday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 24 minutes ago, .Stuart. said: July the 19th. Why does that day remind me of something? 9/11? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Wife's birthday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Expiry date for the battery in your pacemaker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Myself and my Brazillian roommate were trying to explain what pavlova was to our Estonian roommate and this eventually led to me googling pavlova and reading out pavlova facts. His response to finding out that Pavlova is named after a Russian ballet dancer was 'ahh yes, Maria Sharapavlova'.It's probably the most stupid yet inspired statement I've ever heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 32 minutes ago, bullywee said: Myself and my Brazillian roommate were trying to explain what pavlova was to our Estonian roommate and this eventually led to me googling pavlova and reading out pavlova facts. His response to finding out that Pavlova is named after a Russian ballet dancer was 'ahh yes, Maria Sharapavlova'. It's probably the most stupid yet inspired statement I've ever heard. The poster 'ally' on PTTGOYN does not like this post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 3 hours ago, .Stuart. said: July the 19th. Why does that day remind me of something? The day the ice age ended? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 11 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Probably the anniversary of the Umayyad conquest of Hispania in 711.I get that all the time. I'll send you a reminder on 18 July next year. Nah you'll be too busy working. Just kidding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Nah you'll be too busy working. Just kidding. You'll be lucky to make it through the winter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: You'll be lucky to make it through the winter. I wear a pair of loafers just like yours. Just let that sink in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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