Dee Man Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 21 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Just went for a shite and it smelt bad, really, really bad. Now our wee office toilet is about 2 yards from where me and the other guy sit so I opened the toilet window and locked the door, from the outside, when I came back out to let the smell go out the window instead of in here. My colleague, the stupid p***k, decided to go for a pish about two minutes later despite my warnings and now the place reeks and he's in a bad mood. Ain fault if ye ask me. AsimsButtShitsABrick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 So Grimbo has been banned and the shit-flicking jaikie kicker is back? The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 9 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Since your in town. Only 14 hours away on bus. I'll buy you pint for your birthday. Happy Birthday. Health & Happiness in the land of Smiles. Watch your passport & kidneys, going price is good. If you require any assistant after sad events just pm me, good ratesbfor P&Bers I don't think he'll need stuffed in a bag and thrown in the river. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 9 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Our local C&A made the mistake of putting one of those out on display so the weans could try the voice changer. Always a wee group of disappointed kids gathered around. The wife still has the glove puppet from "Fright Zone" - I'd been thinking it was part of Snake Mountain up to now. She's offered to introduce it into our sexy fun time action, but I figure that's probably more of a DA Baracus thing. How much do you want for it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: How much do you want for it? His wife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: His wife? She's the main part of the "Fright zone". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 56 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: His wife? Heavens no. She's out of my price range 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Just now, DA Baracus said: Heavens no. She's out of my price range You could pay her up. 6 months interest free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: You could pay her up. 6 months interest free. My credit rating is so poor that I doubt I could do so 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Noticed 5 minutes ago that mozza2 was online, is he really back ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 10 hours ago, bob the tank said: Noticed 5 minutes ago that mozza2 was online, is he really back ???? He's probably just checking the stuff for sale thread for electric blankets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 He's probably just checking the stuff for sale thread for electric blankets. And green trousers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Noticed 5 minutes ago that mozza2 was online, is he really back ???? Someone post a pun, see if he bites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Not really a pun, but what is Mozzax2's favourite Salt & Peppa tune? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 On 11/12/2016 at 23:18, pandarilla said: Ram man. That is all. Sounds like Fisto would be right up your alley. 13 hours ago, DA Baracus said: How much do you want for it? Beaten to the punch on the whole wife/glove puppet mix-up, I see (she might not be out of your price range BTW - I hardly had to pay anything for her) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Let's talk figures 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Not really a pun, but what is Mozzax2's favourite Salt & Peppa tune? Push it good? I think he does that as a duet with Nizzy Rascal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 I was standing in the corner, searching for my Rizzla. I had some marijuana, and needed to get higher. So, I went into the corner, with my Rizzla and my ganja. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Bit of a struggle to get the bairn to sleep tonight so when she finally settled my wife decided to go to bed herself, and I thought I would take the opportunity to have a beer and watch TV. Ended up sticking on The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Forgot how good this film is, now on beer 4 and near the end of the film.Might regret this at work tomorrow, but now all I want to do is stick on A Fistful of Dollars and open another beer. A Fistful Of Dollars is on now (at least in my region), followed by For A Few Dollars More. 4 hours of Eastwood, nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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