AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Have we seen pics of lady Penelopi? Surely this is a pics or GTF scenario?? They all look the same anyway these Greeks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Bully Wee Villa said: In a way, his last message made me feel a bit sorry for him. Was "falling in love with her". Not sure it's the right thing to do to keep taking the piss. Even though I was positively encouraging it yesterday. He's an amalgamation of XBL and WTM. An abomination. Deserves everything he gets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 If the Greek is up for it you could really destroy him. Get her to get in touch saying that she's dumped you because of the way you spoke about her. She could fall for him again, based on the fact that his messages to you showed genuine feelings. She now realises that he was a nice guy getting bullied by you. Obviously this would end with another roasting of him (all over again), with extra portillo on the side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Just had a chat with workmates about plans for lunch. Instead of saying 'I'm away to stretch my legs' it came out as 'I'm away to spread my legs'.Mortified. [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-38577127 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 11 hours ago, throbber said: Your Mrs sounds like a right dirty bitch Shandon. Her table could certainly do with a wipe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 53 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-38577127 Quality reporting from BBC. "Here's a picture that someone has sent us. We don't know anything about it so we'll just describe what you can plainly see." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Its funny because it's true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Cyclists getting electrocuted. What's not to love ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: How about some understated black suede dessert boots? Would it be devilish to go for Pickled Onion starter and main? How about Beef? I'm not a fan of the spicy ones. A double dose of Pickled Onion does sound devilish. I like the element of danger. Beef is out because last time I ate a (£1) packet I was spewing and shiteing for a day (and it was a day off work that I had already booked). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I can't wait to see P&B referenced in the news when a dog walker discovers Asim's head and three of his toes down by a canal in two months' time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I can't wait to see P&B referenced in the news when a dog walker discovers Asim's head and three of his toes down by a canal in two months' time. With a photo of Michael Portillo stuffed into his mouth. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 16 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: With a photo of Michael Portillo stuffed into his mouth. Michael Portillo's severed cock stuffed in his mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 If Asim could get the Greek lassie to string him along until he admitted his undying love for her, only for her to then reply with a quick fire Portillo/Greggy double, that would be just lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Michael Portillo's severed cock stuffed in his mouth. [emoji1]Harsh..... Harsh but fair. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Michael Portillo's severed cock stuffed in his mouth. We can but dream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 32 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: With a photo of Michael Portillo stuffed into his mouth. 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Michael Portillo's severed cock stuffed in his mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: We can but dream. I only want shot of him so I can raid his wardrobe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Is Hamish McLaren XBL? No XBL is Hurley from Lost 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I'm running a 10K in March as part of fund raising for work. My exercise for the past 6 months has solely been tearing the heid aff it. Pray for Cerberus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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