8MileBU Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 2 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said: Decided to have a nosey at the Beith v Talbot highlights. Fast forward to 11 minutes. After watching the whole package I really was not expecting what they've done for the goal, don't know if it'll catch on. I watch quite a lot of juniors highlights on YouTube most weeks. As far as juniors highlights videos go - WTF was that??! The emo-metal at the start was horrific music, then it was like a brief, flashing acid trip at the goal! Deary me! Just film the game, cut out the unimportant bits, never mind the shitey music and sack the flashy, trippy bits. Meat 'n' tatties highlights for meat 'n' tatties fitbaw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 I watch quite a lot of juniors highlights on YouTube most weeks. As far as juniors highlights videos go - WTF was that??! The emo-metal at the start was horrific music, then it was like a brief, flashing acid trip at the goal! Deary me! Just film the game, cut out the unimportant bits, never mind the shitey music and sack the flashy, trippy bits. Meat 'n' tatties highlights for meat 'n' tatties fitbaw. Everytime I watch it I start laughing, it's not as good if you just jump straight to it but if you watch the normal build up to it and then see it it's excellent....'Got to keep your hands clapped' *beat drops just as goal goes in* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 This gorgeous lassie started at work. She was asking me about my accent as she her dad is half Scottish, half Japanese and her mum is Mexican. I don't know what sort of genetic combination that is but she is ridiculously good looking and with being that mixed she should live until she's at least 100. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 This gorgeous lassie started at work. She was asking me about my accent as she her dad is half Scottish, half Japanese and her mum is Mexican.I don't know what sort of genetic combination that is but she is ridiculously good looking and with being that mixed she should live until she's at least 100. She'll like deep fried sushi burritos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 5 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said: Decided to have a nosey at the Beith v Talbot highlights. Fast forward to 11 minutes. After watching the whole package I really was not expecting what they've done for the goal, don't know if it'll catch on. There should be more teams who have songs which reference Jeffrey Dahmer in their highlights package IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 There's not a week goes by when something pops up on P&B to remind me to never sort out the lack of sound of my office pc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 After not shaving all of last week, for no real reason, I opted to shave last night to get rid of the jake look I was carrying. Today the director thought he'd pop in for a visit. Not sure if I somehow forecast this but I definitely made the right decision last night and it feels good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 On 21 January 2017 at 18:48, The Chlamydia Kid said: In fact I Remeber waking up in a hotel in Liverpool years ago after a trip to the races with a sore arse and no bank card. Went down the stairs for breakfast and discovered the source of my sore arse/lost bank card when I was faced with a mammoth turd on the carpeted stairs which had my mangled bank card sticking out it like a flake on a 99. Had obviously decided I wasn't going to make it to the room and in the absence of toilet roll had tried to scrape the myself clean with the card. 13 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Just seen my favourite P&B line ever over on the NHS threat in the politics forum. "...my body couldn't produce red blood cells and the soup was tremendous." "My mangled bank card sticking out it like a flake on a 99" has to be a contender for best line seen on P&B? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 While I was making this an attractive Eastern European doctor came in to use our fax machine as the one on the ward isn't working. While I was showing her how to work is she looked up at this image, then me, then never spoke for the rest of her stay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 While I was making this an attractive Eastern European doctor came in to use our fax machine as the one on the ward isn't working. While I was showing her how to work is she looked up at this image, then me, then never spoke for the rest of her stay. Sounds like she wasn't the one. If I seen an attractive lass making that photo I'd have proposed on the spot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Diamond8 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Boy in the work has been going around showing an image of his face on police Scotlands site related to the cup final as if it's some badge of honour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Taking a burd out on a date this Friday to see Trainspotting 2 (got to start off at the deep end). However, I don't usually do dates. The last time I went on one was probably summer 2014. Fucking shitting it big time tbqhwy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 6 minutes ago, DAFC. said: Taking a burd out on a date this Friday to see Trainspotting 2 (got to start off at the deep end). However, I don't usually do dates. The last time I went on one was probably summer 2014. Fucking shitting it big time tbqhwy. Cut a hole in the bottom of your popcorn tub and stick your boaby through it. Then tell her the best bits are at the bottom. Guaranteed ice breaker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Cut a hole in the bottom of your popcorn tub and stick your boaby through it. Then tell her the best bits are at the bottom. Guaranteed ice breaker. Indeed I will not! How bloody dare you! Have you seen the prices of popcorn in these places?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 6 minutes ago, DAFC. said: Indeed I will not! How bloody dare you! Have you seen the prices of popcorn in these places?! It's a scenario you can return to on your next date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 9 minutes ago, DAFC. said: Indeed I will not! How bloody dare you! Have you seen the prices of popcorn in these places?! If you're embarrassed by the size of your cock just buy the small one, it will then seem bigger, two birds, one stone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Forgot I made this today before work. So proudhttps://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=209565206114507&id=100011830878586 (there's loads of these available at https://twitter.com/PunchedToMusic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 It's a bit damp looking in Los Angeles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 13 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It's a bit damp looking in Los Angeles You know that he's thought "I can get through there". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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