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1 hour ago, 8MileBU said:

Popped into the wee Esso & Tesco on the way in/out of Dumfries this afternoon. Genuinely don't know if the punter in front of me was at it, or if he genuinely had Tourette's, but he was a bit twitchy in the queue before slapping the boy in front of him on the shoulder and letting out a cry of "Tits!" followed by a Ric Flair-esque "Woooo!!!" emoji1.png

Held it together quite well in the shop, but once back in the van, I pretty much laughed about it all the way up the road.

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Was just driving home there on the A90 and a car passed me, when the front half of his car was past the nose of mine he pulled in. Needless to say I shit myself, thankfully he missed me.
He then took off totally swaying all over the road doing about 70.
Phoned the police so hopefully they get the drunken arse and chuck the book at him.
Time for a calm down now.

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Was just driving home there on the A90 and a car passed me, when the front half of his car was past the nose of mine he pulled in. Needless to say I shit myself, thankfully he missed me.
He then took off totally swaying all over the road doing about 70.
Phoned the police so hopefully they get the drunken arse and chuck the book at him.
Time for a calm down now.

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4 hours ago, 8MileBU said:

Popped into the wee Esso & Tesco on the way in/out of Dumfries this afternoon. Genuinely don't know if the punter in front of me was at it, or if he genuinely had Tourette's, but he was a bit twitchy in the queue before slapping the boy in front of him on the shoulder and letting out a cry of "Tits!" followed by a Ric Flair-esque "Woooo!!!" emoji1.png

Did the boy in front agree with Tourette's Man's summary of the situation?

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11 hours ago, 8MileBU said:

Popped into the wee Esso & Tesco on the way in/out of Dumfries this afternoon. Genuinely don't know if the punter in front of me was at it, or if he genuinely had Tourette's, but he was a bit twitchy in the queue before slapping the boy in front of him on the shoulder and letting out a cry of "Tits!" followed by a Ric Flair-esque "Woooo!!!" emoji1.png

Held it together quite well in the shop, but once back in the van, I pretty much laughed about it all the way up the road.

Booitsme 7 still suffering withdrawal from the forum?

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Did the boy in front agree with Tourette's Man's summary of the situation?


Good point. Can't say I noticed any particularly attention-grabbing tits in the shop, so perhaps he was just calling the folk in front of him tits...?

Booitsme 7 still suffering withdrawal from the forum?


Possibly... Boobsitsme7
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We're talking about a man who snidely contacts the workplace of other posters and hides in the corner of fast food restaurants photographing children. He's a fucking coward. He has something to say but his staggering lack of backbone won't allow him to post it. He needs this website. 

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Just now, Jimmy85 said:

We're talking about a man who snidely contacts the workplace of other posters and hides in the corner of fast food restaurants photographing children. He's a fucking coward. He has something to say but his staggering lack of backbone won't allow him to post it. He needs this website. 

Who hid in the corner of a restaurant and took photos of children?

 

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Sometimes work is worse than high school. Surely by the time you are at work you've grown out of gossiping and tattle taling.


Gossip is an effective way to work your way up certain social chains! Shame because it's actually awful behaviour but, thems the breaks.
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