Bert Raccoon Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 hours ago, philpy said: Duly obliged. I like the fact you've just embraced your position as forum jester and ran with it. You're like a mixture of Alan Partridge and a character from The League Of Gentleman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 30 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Stop quoting those fucking feet. This. Heysues Crispie, it's putting me off my tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Four toes on each foot, that's even weird for Fife... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I'll never eat Monster Munch again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockythejocky Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I can't believe he painted his toenails then ripped his toenails off when somebody on Pie and Bovril took the piss.The yellow trousers were bad enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 There's a woman in my work who has recently started wearing a bandana to work. My colleague walks up to her and asks in a jovial manner "When did you join the convent?" Turns out she has stage 2 cancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Smurph said: There's a woman in my work who has recently started wearing a bandana to work. My colleague walks up to her and asks in a jovial manner "When did you join the convent?" Turns out she has stage 2 cancer. I am going to the bad fire for laughing at this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I am going to the bad fire for laughing at this. Don't worry. I had to walk away from the bar to laugh in the back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 People who can't do this are subhuman I can see why Penelope liked you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Classic Philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I think I can see a vision of Mother Teresa in the big toe and the Virgin Mary in the other.Queasy start to the day. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 A friend of mine has started working for G4S and during the training was presented with the company theme. He thankfully found it on YouTube and sent it on. The lyrics are toe curling awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I think I can see a vision of Mother Teresa in the big toe and the Virgin Mary in the other.Queasy start to the day. No more body part photos please Joseph Merrick. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 The state of them fucking feet. A vet would be required to sort them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Those are the sort of feet I'd expect from someone who eats a Ketchup piece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Wheesht you, or I'll phone your boss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 What's the story? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Not surprised to see so much uneaten fruit in the house of a fat cunt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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