supermik Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 The One Show cameramen and producers are shitting themselves because Michelle Ackerley has a tiny little skirt on and they are desperate not to film her too closely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 In the past week I have seen more than one girl with a shaved head. Is this becoming a thing? ^^Wandering round Auschwitz thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 On 13/02/2017 at 15:43, Dee Man said: The slight flaw in my theory is that if a former soldier doesn't mention that he's been in the army then obviously I'm none the wiser. This reminds me of the argument folk who drive have about BMW drivers being arseholes. They don't notice all the folk who are arsehole drivers when they're zooming about in a Fiat, that's just a generic car, but because of BMW (or Merc or whatever) is a more expensive car it's easier to relate the arsehole who drives that car with a pre-determined idea of the driver. Loads of folk talk about their vocation but there's something about squaddies/ex squaddies doing it that makes it stick out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 While doing some work today (honest), I discovered there's such a thing as the Women's Erotic Wrestling league, and they have an event called "Queen Ho of the Ring". All well and good, but a search of the Wrestling forum makes it plain that people have been discussing big muscly men groping each other for years, without anyone once bringing this up. WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 While doing some work today (honest), I discovered there's such a thing as the Women's Erotic Wrestling league, and they have an event called "Queen Ho of the Ring". All well and good, but a search of the Wrestling forum makes it plain that people have been discussing big muscly men groping each other for years, without anyone once bringing this up. WTF? Cause anyone that's into wrestling is a massive VL and scared of the beared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Did she do it because nothing compares to you? That song sums up how I still feel about penalties [emoji20] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just been served in a shop by a stunning blonde. She called me "honey" and "darling". Fair gave me a wee semi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 19 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: In the past week I have seen more than one girl with a shaved head. Is this becoming a thing? I was shagging a lassie with a shaved head before Christmas. I think it's hot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Whatever happened to Monster? I was away for a good bit and just before I left name changes were all the rage so I struggled to keep up then, even less so now. I've been back for a few weeks now, more browsing than posting mind you, and I don't see many of the old names popping up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 24 minutes ago, Toma_BullyWee said: Whatever happened to Monster? He's just coming over the hill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 hour ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: I was shagging a lassie with a shaved head before Christmas. I think it's hot. That reminds me, I did a double take reading the Metro yesterday when I saw the words "Penelope," "Greek" and "texts" on the one story: Not involved in this one, are we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38978373 Unethical hair. Islam and ethics aren't usually synonymous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Bird at work has had her dog in the last couple of days. (not a euphemism) Yesterday, as it was Valentine's Day, she had it wearing a pink t-shirt. Today, she had it wearing a black t-shirt and a back hat. I was sorely tempted to volley it across the room.. The bird looks like one of those characters Michael Bentine used to use in Potty Time. I fucking hate the pair of them so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Any Edinburgh based P&Bers fancy a late notice fives game tonight?Varied standard, 8pm kick off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Message me by half 7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I absolutely can't be arsed cooking tonight so I'm having scampi and waffles for my tea tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Raw? No. Putting stuff in the oven isn't cooking. And no, none of it will be going down the toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: No. Putting stuff in the oven isn't cooking. And no, none of it will be going down the toilet. Yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: That reminds me, I did a double take reading the Metro yesterday when I saw the words "Penelope," "Greek" and "texts" on the one story: Not involved in this one, are we? Sadly naw. She's a wid. 53? GILF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 8 hours ago, Chip Poindexter said: What "work" is it that leads you to the Women's Erotic Wrestling league at 2 o'clock in the morning? I feel the whoosh. No, that was earlier in the day. I was up last night with a sore stomach that has finally turned into the bug that the rest of the family have endured over the past few weeks. I'd been looking for information on a DVD with 'Ring' in the title, and somehow Google decided that I'd be interested in erotic wrestling. I can't possibly imagine why 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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