Bully Wee Villa Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Don't go and burgle him yet. Wait till next year when he'll have loads more money due to his electricity savings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 20 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: You could turn that vibrating plastic fanny up to the next level to celebrate. Vibrating?! I wish. I haven't had my huge electricity savings yet. Plus the last artificial vagina I had was last seen on the top of a builder's van. 19 minutes ago, Dazzle said: That address is pretty clear for all to see mate, some stalker will be up gazing in your window soon. Good luck to them. They'll need a very tall ladder. 6 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Don't go and burgle him yet. Wait till next year when he'll have loads more money due to his electricity savings. Anyone burgling my flat would be sorely disappointed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Vibrating?! I wish. I haven't had my huge electricity savings yet. Plus the last artificial vagina I had was last seen on the top of a builder's van. Is builder's van a euphemism? Like painter's radio? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 29 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Got a letter today saying that my electricity price is going down; How did the postman know that letter was for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Is builder's van a euphemism? Like painter's radio? If it is then I don't know what it is. I was being literal. 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: How did the postman know that letter was for you? He got lucky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Since I'm seeing more and more people using it incorrectly, I need to clear something up. This smiley: is a sarcastic eye roll. It is condescending. Insulting. Nothing else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: 7 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Since I'm seeing more and more people using it incorrectly, I need to clear something up. This smiley: is a sarcastic eye roll. It is condescending. Insulting. Nothing else. You're on a role, buddy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 48? Bloody hell. I thought I was having a mare trying to organise my brother's stag do with 12 turning up. It just took my group of friends 5 days to organise one night out in Edinburgh and that's for 6 of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 How did the postman know that letter was for you? Easy. Look for the tight b*****d with all the lights turned off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Anyone burgling my flat would be sore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Anyone burgling my flat would be sorely disappointed 2 very fine establishments on your street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Krakow? Albuferia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 All four of my grandparents all had dementia, to differing extents, before they died. I just assumed it was what happened when you got old and that basically everyone got it, but judging by the reaction to the Billy McNeill news I'm guessing I've been wrong this whole time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 It just took my group of friends 5 days to organise one night out in Edinburgh and that's for 6 of us. Fucking hell. Edinburghs easy, drinks on train, dump bags at cheap city centre hotel, straight to any number of pubs, finish in Hive and go round the corner for a pizza afterwards. Sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 9 hours ago, mjw said: Sore from climbing all the stairs 7 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said: 2 very fine establishments on your street. I only see one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 A stag do with 48 people on it sounds like Hell on earth. I'd rather have a weekend in Mosul. I don't even know 48 people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Just imagine it, trying to find a decent pub that could accommodate that many people, splitting up, trying to organise any of the 'activities'. It sounds fucking dreadful. I'd rather stay at home watching documentaries about the Second World War in my pyjamas. @throbber - we could make the Edinburgh pub crawl your stag. Start in Foot of the Walk, finish with you onstage at the Burke and Hare. Banter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Just imagine it, trying to find a decent pub that could accommodate that many people, splitting up, trying to organise any of the 'activities'. It sounds fucking dreadful. I'd rather stay at home watching documentaries about the Second World War in my pyjamas. @throbber - we could make the Edinburgh pub crawl your stag. Start in Foot of the Walk, finish with you onstage at the Burke and Hare. Banter. And this is all before he starts goosestepping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 4 hours ago, throbber said: Just so long as nobody ties me naked to a lamppost. Are you actually engaged now or are you talking hypothetically? Will the blushing bride be lifted into the church by crane? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 The delightful Mrs Throbber... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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