1320Lichtie Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 That is all Sitting across fae this c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Got the Sonos on in the kitchen whilst the kids are having breakfast. Just got a random playlist playing off my phone. Now, I'm usually on the ball when it comes to surreptitiously moving on to the next track if a song comes on with language not for little ears. Was dealing with my son throwing a wobbly and failed to notice that Jarvis Cocker "c***s are still running the world" had come on. My wife walked in just as he launched into the first chorus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Missed a train by 5 minutes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Got the Sonos on in the kitchen whilst the kids are having breakfast. Just got a random playlist playing off my phone. Now, I'm usually on the ball when it comes to surreptitiously moving on to the next track if a song comes on with language not for little ears. Was dealing with my son throwing a wobbly and failed to notice that Jarvis Cocker "c***s are still running the world" had come on. My wife walked in just as he launched into the first chorus. I once accidentally purchased the censored version of the Marshal Mathers LP on iTunes. Now I've got a child I'm finding that purchase is justifying itself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Claire Balding has just announced that the Cambridge boat race team has just been led out by their cox... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Watching the film when Saturday comes. Can't believe I've never seen it. No bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Just got a new £1 coin.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Just got a new £1 coin.. It's a fake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Enough to buy a pair of loafers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 I got one today as well, I was surprised by how small it was. For some reason in the photos I thought it would be almost the size of a £2 coin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: It's a fake. Real enough to launch into the away end on Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Just got a new £1 coin.. You'll probably get an open top bus parade through Dunfermline now and the adulation of the whole town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Real enough to launch into the away end on Saturday. Real enough to buy a football clumpany? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 You'll probably get an open top bus parade through Dunfermline now and the adulation of the whole town. You'll probably end up getting it thrown in your hat in an empty doorway in Sauchiehall Street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 14 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Got the Sonos on in the kitchen whilst the kids are having breakfast. Just got a random playlist playing off my phone. Now, I'm usually on the ball when it comes to surreptitiously moving on to the next track if a song comes on with language not for little ears. Was dealing with my son throwing a wobbly and failed to notice that Jarvis Cocker "c***s are still running the world" had come on. My wife walked in just as he launched into the first chorus. "It stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust" is up there as one of his finer lines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Anyone that willingly gets up at this time is OFTW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Anyone that willingly gets up at this time is OFTW I was driving to work on Saturday at 4:20am and there was a guy out jogging. Felt like running him over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 I have the shakes. I hate alcohol and contactless payments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Just now, mizfit said: I have the shakes. I hate alcohol and contactless payments. Ditto and Ditto, checked my account yesterday and thought I'd had an expensive night but not too bad. Checked today and the contactless payments in the pub have appeared 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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