Stellaboz Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 I've been attacked by one at uni for my lunch a few years/tears ago but came through unscathed. A Wid friend of mine had ten stitches and a bloody head and face like RicFlair in a cage match after she was attacked for her lunch at uni. Best thing ever, Tory hoor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 15 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I've been attacked by one at uni for my lunch a few years/tears ago but came through unscathed. A Wid friend of mine had ten stitches and a bloody head and face like RicFlair in a cage match after she was attacked for her lunch at uni. Best thing ever, Tory hoor. Are you talking about butteries? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Buttergulls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 To be fair, a solitary buttery for lunch deserves a kicking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 To be fair I was attacked for a sausage roll. She probably had a buttery filled with orphans tears and Scotlands faded dreams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 I work 24/7 and not too much time for gardening. So told the wife & mother that the tree had to field as it was getting to close the house. They cut it down Now when I walk out the house everycunt sees me. My work office is next door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 This is definitely how @throbber will die 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 8 minutes ago, throbber said: Theres nothing funny about driving irresponsibly DA. It depends on the circumstances 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Stellaboz said: I've been attacked by one at uni for my lunch a few years/tears ago but came through unscathed. A Wid friend of mine had ten stitches and a bloody head and face like RicFlair in a cage match after she was attacked for her lunch at uni. Best thing ever, Tory hoor. So far I've been robbed of half a tuna sandwich (Bon Accord Sq), an iced donut from which I got one measly bite (university), most of a sausage roll (university, again) and a too-close-for-comfort attempt on a 'sub' sandwich (Belmont St). Saw one girl the other week at the university with one of them hovering a foot above her head, like a kestrel over a field. Only a matter of time until a small child is snatched. Nothing would give me more pleasure than cruising through town with a seagull hunting licence and this blaring out the window: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Today I received an unsolicited, promotional email. Not for viagra, boaby pumps or Russian brides but for a cut-price, 12-month subscription to Saga magazine. I may as well order my coffin now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I remember when I was a young lad, Saga holidays used to take over the halls of residence in which I stayed in during the Easter holidays. The halls staff would say that it was like trying to manage one massive, albeit very slow, pish-stained gang bang. The thought of going back into my room which had probably seen some serious pensioner on pensioner action still gives me the heebeejeebees. So it was really a subtle invitation to a GILF event? Count me in. Now where did I put my Zimmer... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 M50 is 100kpm So about a 60 then? Still a bad speed for a crash mind you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Feel like defending butteries here. Warm with some butter they can't be beat. Haud on. Something called "Butteries" requires the addition of something called "Butter" in order to make them taste better?I have a feeling I'm being whooshed here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Today I received an unsolicited, promotional email. Not for viagra, boaby pumps or Russian brides but for a cut-price, 12-month subscription to Saga magazine. I may as well order my coffin now. Their equivalent in the US is an outfit called AARP. b*****ds have been hounding me since before I turned 50. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 M50 is 100kpm Its not. 50mph is around 80kph. 120kph is around 75mph, standard maximum for many overseas motorways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Its not. 50mph is around 80kph. 120kph is around 75mph, standard maximum for many overseas motorways. M50 is a motorway near me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 M50 is a motorway near me. Aha, got confused by the post further up.At least we know the M50 has a 60mph speed limit now :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 https://www.walmart.com/ip/Smirnoff-Iced-Cake-Flavored-Vodka-50ml/28826860 One for all the alcoholic fatties out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 It was my company's Employee Meeting day today where we all get together so the high-heid yins can talk about last year's numbers and goals for 2017 etc. Generally quite dull stuff until the last half hour and they pull out the special guest speaker: Wayne Gretzky. Wayne Fucking Gretzky. Still kinda buzzing from that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 27 minutes ago, MSU said: It was my company's Employee Meeting day today where we all get together so the high-heid yins can talk about last year's numbers and goals for 2017 etc. Generally quite dull stuff until the last half hour and they pull out the special guest speaker: Wayne Gretzky. Wayne Fucking Gretzky. Still kinda buzzing from that. That's pretty cool. ___ Today is 4/20. 10-15,000 weird, dirty hippies descend on SF's Golden Gate Park to smoke hash.http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/4-20-party-in-Golden-Gate-Park-fires-up-11086610.php#photo-9846162 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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