paranoid android Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 (edited) My sister's changed her Facebook profile pic to a picture of her wearing shades - it genuinely looks like one of those 'Deal with it' gifs. Edited May 9, 2017 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 16 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: They are off their fucking heads. Hobbyhorsing: The unusual sport girls in Finland love. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-39853880/the-unusual-sport-girls-in-finland-love Do they come ribbed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, throbber said: Can you PM me the picture? Swapsies for pics of Mrs Throbber or gtf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Swapsies for pics of Mrs Throbber or gtf. Make sure you turn your phone sideways when you get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 (edited) Lassie at work talking on FB about how she alighted at Haymarket: "Ok it's official I'm a complete numpty! Gets on my train to only realise at haymarket I'm on the dunblane train I moved as quick as s**t off of a shovel so I did" Edited May 9, 2017 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 26 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Swapsies for pics of Mrs Throbber or gtf. Just a wee head's up, guys: Never, under any circumstances ask Throbber for pics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Just a wee head's up, guys: Never, under any circumstances ask Throbber for pics. He usually sends them without being asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 There is pretty much no savoury food that isn't improved by tabasco sauce. This. Exactly this.By the same token, I don't believe there is any sexual act that can't be improved by copious amounts of saliva. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Make sure you turn your phone sideways when you get it. Potential "portrait" overload otherwise.Landscape is always the best perspective to view Mrs Throb.After the latest revelations regarding Mr Throbber, I'm thinking "cropped" to 75%Is his mirror view. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Sheriff Shaq-http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39860334 To be honest he couldn't do any worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Bear with ear-rings tries to break into house. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39865062 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 12 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Bear with ear-rings tries to break into house. What's a little sad is that the two ear tags suggest this is probably Yogi's third strike. "Authorities say they will continue to monitor the bear's movements" is probably a euphemism for "somebody's gettin' a new rug." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Shotgun said: What's a little sad is that the two ear tags suggest this is probably Yogi's third strike. "Authorities say they will continue to monitor the bear's movements" is probably a euphemism for "somebody's gettin' a new rug." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Took me a second. :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 The owners clearly haven't paid their bear tax. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Genuinely saw a sign today warning of giant hogweed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Genuinely saw a sign today warning of giant hogweed. It was just Peter Gabriel in a costume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: It was just Peter Gabriel in a costume. Funnily enough, I've been listening to early Genesis since I got back - can't imagine why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Revisited the song "Children" by Robert Miles after his death to see if it's aged well. Still pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Pizza scissors are a thing http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/122263440710?rmvSB=true&ul_ref=http%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F710-53481-19255-0%2F1%3Fff3%3D4%26pub%3D5574894536%26toolid%3D10001%26campid%3D5337798476%26customid%26mpre%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2FNew-2-in-1-Pizza-Scissors-Cutter-Slicer-Tray-Divider-Food-Serving-Tool-%2F122263440710%3F%26srcrot%3D710-53481-19255-0%26rvr_id%3D1213519015240&_mwBanner=1&ul_noapp=true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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