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It is! Pain is gradually easing thankfully although that might be the painkillers... 

Being a specialist in this having just Googled it, 50% of cases are due to gall stones, 25% to drinking too much alcohol. The good news is you should be out in a week.
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7 minutes ago, welshbairn said:


Being a specialist in this having just Googled it, 50% of cases are due to gall stones, 25% to drinking too much alcohol. The good news is you should be out in a week.

Pretty much what the Doctor said.

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2 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

She's certainly not been gorging on the Quality Street. Good for her I say.

If only! I'm "nil by mouth" for 3-4 days to aid the recovery of my pancreas.

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Dad to 8-9 yo son in McDonald's
"That's a treat and you only get treats if you're a good boy, not when you're being a little shit"
Ahhh, it's lovely to watch.



The worst one I ever witnessed was outside a supermarket. A young girl (4/5) said to her guardian* "How about we..." (can't recall the last part, it's irrelevant anyway) to which the 'adult' replied "How about a smack you in the fucking head?".

I'd like to say I was being dramatic by adding the "fucking" but that's word for word what she said. Genuinely gobsmacked.


* She was an older woman so I assumed it was her gran but the way she spoke to her suggested otherwise.
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[quo te post=11357478" timestamp="1495655135" name="Stellaboz" userid="27442]Where is Grimbo, miss him on here.

 

Take that fuckin back!

When I first joined he was quite sound. Took a fair hammering but all in good spirits. Then it transformed in to meltdown after meltdown. Would happily buy him a pint, would not let him house sit.

 Edit: fucked the quite thing.

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