jagfox Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, Sport socks and scampi said: I was in Larkhall earlier and one guy turned up wearing a waistcoat, shirt and tie and another wearing green jeans. Disgusting. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I've just come in the house after work to find this unsurprisingly unfinished packet of crisps on the worktop... Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Doritos 'Mountain Dew' must be hillbilly for Doritos 'Arse Clag'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 I absolutely smashed my pinky toe against a table last night when I got up during the night. It was pissing blood so I slapped a plaster on it so that I could go back to bed promptly. Absolutely dreading taking the thing off. It's throbbing at the moment and I've clearly smashed the nail to pieces. A day spent in bed without showering awaits due to this horrific predicament. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Speroni*1 said: I absolutely smashed my pinky toe against a table last night when I got up during the night. It was pissing blood so I slapped a plaster on it so that I could go back to bed promptly. Absolutely dreading taking the thing off. It's throbbing at the moment and I've clearly smashed the nail to pieces. A day spent in bed without showering awaits due to this horrific predicament. Pics... Thoughts and prayers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 18 hours ago, ICTChris said: I was in Chaturbate earlier and one guy turned up wearing a waistcoat, shirt and tie and another wearing green jeans. Disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Speroni*1 said: I absolutely smashed my pinky toe against a table last night when I got up during the night. It was pissing blood so I slapped a plaster on it so that I could go back to bed promptly. Absolutely dreading taking the thing off. It's throbbing at the moment and I've clearly smashed the nail to pieces. A day spent in bed without showering awaits due to this horrific predicament. Excellent. We've been lacking in good burst toe pics in this lockdown. Love the ones where you press down on the nail and all the blood and pus oozes out. My advice is to pad it with bog roll or kitchen roll then wrap it in sellotape or masking tape to form a sort of lightweight cast around it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 I saw someone wearing a Falkirk training top walking along Dalry Road in Edinburgh earlier. Was just gearing up to offer my best regards when I noticed they were ushering some infants along the road, looking at least partially in control of them. Nice to see some team colours from the obscure lower leagues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 I saw someone wearing a Falkirk training top walking along Dalry Road in Edinburgh earlier. Was just gearing up to offer my best regards when I noticed they were ushering some infants along the road, looking at least partially in control of them. Nice to see some team colours from the obscure lower leagues. Were they an incredibly small, more child like in stature, person? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 57 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I quite like the dark blue of Falkirk. I'd like them to recover and get into the top flight so I can see them be sartorially on point but still getting beat by hibs. This goes for Raith Rovers too. We’ll maybe see more of them through in the capital when they’re playing Hearts in forthcoming seasons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: Were they an incredibly small, more child like in stature, person? No, there was a clear but not massive height differential between the nippers and the adults in this group. Maybe a relative. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 21 hours ago, Dee Man said: I've just come in the house after work to find this unsurprisingly unfinished packet of crisps on the worktop... Reveal hidden contents People sometime question Australia’s cultural contribution to the world. Philistines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I saw someone wearing a Falkirk training top walking along Dalry Road in Edinburgh earlier. Was just gearing up to offer my best regards when I noticed they were ushering some infants along the road, looking at least partially in control of them. Nice to see some team colours from the obscure lower leagues. Weirdly, I've seen more folk wearing Stenhousemuir clobber in Falkirk than actual Falkirk stuff. Maybe they all relocated. Anyway, that's yer David Icke booted aff Facebook for being a mad liar and general c**t. Obersturmführer @throbber - has he always been a big mental racist, or has that been a recent ploy for attention? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Anyway, that's yer David Icke booted aff Facebook for being a mad liar and general c**t. Quite a lot of accounts be getting closed down if that's the criteria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 The Russian composer Prokofiev died on the same day as Josef Stalin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 23 minutes ago, Silverton End said: The Russian composer Prokofiev died on the same day as Josef Stalin. This is true. And the leading Soviet musical journal only squeezed in a mention at the foot of page 116, everything else being devoted to reporting Stalin's death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 36 minutes ago, Silverton End said: The Russian composer Prokofiev died on the same day as Josef Stalin. That was bad timing, he obviously didn’t know the score. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 53 minutes ago, GordonD said: This is true. And the leading Soviet musical journal only squeezed in a mention at the foot of page 116, everything else being devoted to reporting Stalin's death. Indeed, flowers were also a bit of a problem for Prokofiev's family, as virtually all were requisitioned for Uncle Joe's farewell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 52 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: That was bad timing, he obviously didn’t know the score. Aye, you'd think he would have orchestrated things better 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 On a similar note author Aldous Huxley died on November 22nd 1963 which was a JFK moment for him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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