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3 minutes ago, Boostin' Kev said:

Was tempted for both but took the political route instead and had the boy stammering his words and pausing for silences on the phone an hour ago, never though it'd feel quite so satisfying tbh.

Like the sound of this but I just have to check.... This isnt a Lee Wallace scenario is it?

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8 minutes ago, MixuFruit said:

He's probably just asked him if he's got either planning permission or a suitable mortgage

Had a bit of leverage on the manager of the property and worked it on him with a little embellishment just to make sure.

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On 16/07/2020 at 12:16, DA Baracus said:

My thanks to the folk who advocated Branston's Beans over Heinz. 

They are indeed superior.

TBF, a bowl of pinto beans that a tomato had pissed on would be superior.

I keep banging on about this, but baked beans are garbage in this country. A company like Bush would absolutely wipe the floor with Heinz if they brought their beans over here. It's like the difference between a succulent Aberdeen Angus steak and the gristle left over after somebody's finished their slab of meat at Wetherspoon.

14 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Heinz are selling ice cream flavoured like their sauces: https://heinztohome.co.uk/collections/heinz-creamz

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50 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

I just found out today that a moped is only up to 50cc and anything above is a scooter so I hope that journalist has got his facts right. 

I trust the Mail to do its journalistic diligence

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38 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

TBF, a bowl of pinto beans that a tomato had pissed on would be superior.

I keep banging on about this, but baked beans are garbage in this country. A company like Bush would absolutely wipe the floor with Heinz if they brought their beans over here. 

 

Frank McAvennie is in favour of Bush imports to Scotland..

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42 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

TBF, a bowl of pinto beans that a tomato had pissed on would be superior.

I keep banging on about this, but baked beans are garbage in this country. A company like Bush would absolutely wipe the floor with Heinz if they brought their beans over here. It's like the difference between a succulent Aberdeen Angus steak and the gristle left over after somebody's finished their slab of meat at Wetherspoon.

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I think you should click that link or watch Ashens' latest video to see just what you're Eastwooding about.

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10 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I think you should click that link or watch Ashens' latest video to see just what you're Eastwooding about.

Aye, that's all you needed to say.

Edit: FIF-TEEN POUNDS?! FOR A BOTTLE OF FUC-KING SALAD CREAM?!

/jimsterling

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2 hours ago, Bairnardo said:
2 hours ago, Boostin said:
Had a bit of leverage on the manager of the property and worked it on him with a little embellishment just to make sure.

Ah right. Cable ties, 12 volt battery etc. Gotcha. Well done sir.

Dammit man, you forgot the croc clips and pliers........

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He was just injecting a little bit of humour.    Now f**k off back to your Gorgie slums.   
I live in East Lothian, not Gorgie nice try though.
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7 minutes ago, Empty It said:
1 hour ago, Monday 13th July said:
He was just injecting a little bit of humour.    Now f**k off back to your Gorgie slums.   

I live in East Lothian, not Gorgie nice try though.

100% bottom Pans or Wallyford.

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