welshbairn Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 10 hours ago, Manifesto said: 100% re less impressive. There was a boy that died a couple of years ago who's obit I read. His sister was the inspiration for the Beatles 'Life in a day'. Their dad.... Sat in the House of Lords for 72 fucking years, and never said a fucking word. No matter your political beliefs, you gotta admit that's brilliant. Man after my own heart. £305 pounds a day for turning up for a subsidised breakfast or lunch and fucking off home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manifesto Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Man after my own heart. £305 pounds a day for turning up for a subsidised breakfast or lunch and fucking off home. Seventy two fucking years. It takes a while to actually realise how long it was, and what he went through, without opening his mouth. 1927-1999 in The Lords. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominick_Browne,_4th_Baron_Oranmore_and_Browne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Man after my own heart. £305 pounds a day for turning up for a subsidised breakfast or lunch and fucking off home. 2 minutes ago, Manifesto said: Seventy two fucking years. It takes a while to actually realise how long it was, and what he went through, without opening his mouth. 1927-1999 in The Lords. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominick_Browne,_4th_Baron_Oranmore_and_Browne So none of the subsidised breakfasts or lunches? Seems such a waste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Remember this? What are the best Songs of 2003? 1 hour ago, NotThePars said: A few stone cold bangers from that year 1 hour ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: 1 hour ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Had in my head that this was released later than 2003. Makes me think of the Italian fans from World Cup 2006 in Germany. 1 hour ago, NotThePars said: I thought Pretty Green Eyes was the 90s. Maybe 2003 is a black hole sucking in content from around it. 56 minutes ago, tamthebam said: "The Wildhearts must be destroyed" came out in 2003, some classics on that album Get a thread started in the music forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 ROYAL Navy bomb disposal experts have detonated a wartime mine trawled up by fishermen in the Firth of Clyde. The Royal Navy say that the team from Northern Diving Group, based at Faslane, sprang into action after the wartime device – laid by a German submarine off the island of Ailsa Craig – was recovered. “The trawler’s seven crew were evacuated by Troon Lifeboat and Rothesay Coastguard Rescue Team while the vessel was sailed to Ettrick Bay on the Isle of Bute to meet with divers. They declared the mine, which still contained around 350kg of explosives, to be in pristine condition and decided a controlled detonation at sea was the best solution 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Tynierose said: The wee fella now knows every word of Life on Mars. I feel I can happily die knowing his musical education is sorted. #bowie "A Mars A Day Helps You Work, Rest & Play" isn't really that difficult, even for the wee dude. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 For the first time in a good few months, I drank myself senseless lastnight and did rather a lot of vomiting this morning. I might not be finished with that tbh. Not good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Just now, Tynierose said: Surprised you noticed any difference m9. Words can hurt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Open goal to be fair. I'm not capable of defending myself in any way tbh. Just waiting on the wife coming downstairs so that I can vomit and evacuate my bowels in private. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 31 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I'm not capable of defending myself in any way tbh. Just waiting on the wife coming downstairs so that I can vomit and evacuate my bowels in private. Does she normally accompany you for said activities when they’re not drink induced? That’s true love tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 18 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Does she normally accompany you for said activities when they’re not drink induced? That’s true love tbf. She has to make sure he uses the toilet properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Does she normally accompany you for said activities when they’re not drink induced? [emoji54] That’s true love tbf.Shes seen me at my formidable worst tbh. However, what I really mean by privacy is no one within hearing range as I attempt to wretch the shame from my soul into a toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manifesto Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Shes seen me at my formidable worst tbh. However, what I really mean by privacy is no one within hearing range as I attempt to wretch the shame from my soul into a toilet. If your that bad, you wouldn't be posting.... Plus who would help you vomit in the toilet if the wife couldn't give you a boost up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, throbber said: I shat in both upstairs and downstairs toilet this morning and left a thick black, tar like residue splattered all over the place. Was very difficult to clean. I actually tired myself out with the vigorous scrubbing movements I was making. Should have fired a coating of bleach over it first then left it for 5 minutes or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Should have fired a coating of bleach over it first then left it for 5 minutes or so. His arse or the toilet bowl? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Had to scrape the ice off the car... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: His arse or the toilet bowl? Both 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 23 minutes ago, Manifesto said: If your that bad, you wouldn't be posting.... Plus who would help you vomit in the toilet if the wife couldn't give you a boost up? That's demonstrably not true. Both vomiting episodes this morning were very real. Neither affected my ability to whine about it on here. One was just water and tea. The second contained honey cheerios which had been consumed roughly 1 hour prior. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Red dotters assemble! Hilarious, yet tragic. -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manifesto Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 15 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: That's demonstrably not true. Both vomiting episodes this morning were very real. Neither affected my ability to whine about it on here. One was just water and tea. The second contained honey cheerios which had been consumed roughly 1 hour prior. Tea. Unquote. Get Tae fuckity ya Londoner. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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