HenryHill Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: They’re soon going to run out of words that start with an E. Almost bought an Elise once but Mrs wouldn’t even get in it, never mind drive it/borrow it/be seen in it. You would want her to borrow/drive it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Lotus Emasculated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, HenryHill said: You would want her to borrow/drive it? I’ve finally got a motor she doesn’t borrow/smash up/kerb/get busy lane fines in. Definitely recommend getting a van. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I’ve finally got a motor she doesn’t borrow/smash up/kerb/get busy lane fines in. Definitely recommend getting a van. And the seat's always in the right place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: I bought my first ex-Mrs a 2nd generation Elan (the one eschewed by Lotus snobs) in the early 90s after a particularly good bonus and she absolutely loved it. I didn't drive it that much as the top of the windscreen was pretty much at the same height as my eyes but it was a great weekend car. I can't help reading this in the voice of First Officer Douglas Richardson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Lotus @Eednud . With an extra big boot for carrying….stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 (edited) 29 minutes ago, sugna said: I can't help reading this in the voice of First Officer Douglas Richardson. Bing bong: This is an important announcement for all passengers hoping to travel to Alloa: Raise your ambitions! Edited July 7, 2021 by The_Kincardine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 The Lotus Eastfife. No spare wheel, just three bricks so you can prop it up after the inevitable theft when you park in Methil. The Lotus Eastkilbride: Has tyres higher on one side for better roundabout handling 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: They’re soon going to run out of words that start with an E. Almost bought an Elise once but Mrs wouldn’t even get in it, never mind drive it/borrow it/be seen in it. The Lotus Elisedoucet. The satnav has a doom laden voice that sounds as if you're entering a war or disaster zone. Which if you're driving in Fife you probably are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 The Lotus Enema, for cleaner emissions. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Lotus Emasculated. Underated Bond villain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 minute ago, GNU_Linux said: Underated Bond villain. His part in Thunderballs was cut so they wrote him in to For Eunuch Eyes Only 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 The Lotus Easterroad - breaks down just before you reach your destination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Lotus Eastgateshoppingcentre - Its got rubber bumpers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 35 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I think it's important to remember before you go insane at the lack of basic decency that anything that goes viral on this, legaladvice or relationships is definitely made up 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: What country can you drive to that’s three hours from London? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 1 hour ago, NotThePars said: I think it's important to remember before you go insane at the lack of basic decency that anything that goes viral on this, legaladvice or relationships is definitely made up relationship_advice used to be good before they put a karma cap on posts to stop people posting made up stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: What country can you drive to that’s three hours from London? Wales? Maybe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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