BFTD Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 4 hours ago, RH33 said: I've just taken a shite and it looks exactly like an erect penis. It is however refusing to flush. That's going in the notebook marked "ideas for A Serbian Film 2". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 17 hours ago, scottsdad said: Saw the new Beyonce video on TV. It is terrible, a 10 second clip over and over again. But, on TV, they had blurred out her chest. I assumed she must have been topless or something, but no. Just cleavage. Weird. Probably a clip sourced from US TV. Dunno how it is now, but twenty years ago they'd blur women's arses if they were wearing regular swimsuits in the background of news reports. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 4 hours ago, RH33 said: I've just taken a shite and it looks exactly like an erect penis. It is however refusing to flush. Waste not want not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Hoodies are going to become the cardigans of the 2050s - the thing we're all wearing in nursing homes to keep warm, and that knife-toting young muggers wouldn't be seen dead wearing. Was there a time when lawbreaking rapscallions cut about in cardies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 21 minutes ago, BFTD said: Probably a clip sourced from US TV. Dunno how it is now, but twenty years ago they'd blur women's arses if they were wearing regular swimsuits in the background of news reports. Likely cable/streaming. It's still the case the closest you get to titillation on American council telly is when Cookie Monster takes his apron off at the end of the Monster Foodiie Truck section on Sesame Street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 4 hours ago, hk blues said: PTTGOYN thread for this, but that last part of the first para. makes no sense. 90% of them surely? Nine out of ten is the same proportion as 90 out of 100, but has one less significant figure, so is more right for 171/193 than 90%, which should be 89%. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Missus got a letter in today saying her citizenship application has been approved. Her naturalisation ceremony is Wednesday! Wait for months then it's all go 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Peil said: Missus got a letter in today saying her citizenship application has been approved. Her naturalisation ceremony is Wednesday! Wait for months then it's all go Fantastic news. Hope Wednesday goes brilliantly. My Mrs is looking at going through the citizenship process later this year, good to hear someone else who's gone through it and had a good outcome! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 2 hours ago, Peil said: Missus got a letter in today saying her citizenship application has been approved. Her naturalisation ceremony is Wednesday! Wait for months then it's all go 1 hour ago, Craig fae the Vale said: Fantastic news. Hope Wednesday goes brilliantly. My Mrs is looking at going through the citizenship process later this year, good to hear someone else who's gone through it and had a good outcome! Do we need an "Alien Partners of Pn'B" thread ? My wife has no intention of applying for dual citizenship. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 19 hours ago, coprolite said: Nine out of ten is the same proportion as 90 out of 100, but has one less significant figure, so is more right for 171/193 than 90%, which should be 89%. @TxRover ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Got a meeting with someone from Tokyo Institute of Technology today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 48 minutes ago, Swarley said: @TxRover ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Got a meeting with someone from Tokyo Institute of Technology today. A traditional Japanese greeting is "Usero". Happy to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Got a meeting with someone from Tokyo Institute of Technology today. If you know a joke where the punchline is "what do you mean "wrong hole?" " probably best not to tell it. (If you know, you know..) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 27 minutes ago, tamthebam said: A traditional Japanese greeting is "Usero". Happy to help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 They brought me some strawberry Japanese kit kats (no euph) which was nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Got a meeting with someone from Tokyo Institute of Technology today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 6 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Pretty much word for word but with pink kit kats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 @Div seeing the Meta empire is down but no-one is accusing Zuckerberg of going in a huff over his team losing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 I made fajitas for dinner tonight. I included mushrooms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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