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7 hours ago, SlipperyP said:

Got home from work on Friday at around 4pm no electricity only back up now.  House was fully tripped, new box and earthing.

had to go to father in laws to watch the Scotland game.

Son woke me up at 1am (game ko 2am) to watch the build up.

Aye why not, turned on the TV...both the Thai presenters had German tops on, fucking hell.

The build up was them talking about Germany France, England and Iceland, yes fucking Iceland.

They finally had a 2min talk about Scotland, saying that we would have no chance in the game, probably 4-0.  Cheeky b*****ds.

Aye they know their stuff.☹️

eta 0 TV ad for Aerosoft shoes on all the fucking time, has me ripping the knitting.  It's has a guy singing a shite song, and some folk flying flags of countries at the Euro, one of the actors shouts 'GERMANY'.....he waving a fucking Belgium flag.

Those commentators sound better than what ITV presented us with- Wrighty, Roy Keane and token Scot Graeme Souness. 

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9 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

 

 

My first and middle names got swapped around at the last minute when the person at the registry office highlighted what my initials would be.

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9 hours ago, Loonytoons said:

The child is still going to be called Pasty, irrespective of the change to the birth certificate.

... and any sister 'Bridie'.

To this day my uncle still gets called Rat, simply because his brother was nicknamed Mouse.

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9 hours ago, Loonytoons said:

The child is still going to be called Pasty, irrespective of the change to the birth certificate.

Infinitely more likely now after they ran to the papers with the story.

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20 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

In Aldi earlier on.

£7.29 for a litre of olive oil ?

F*ck that.

 

20 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

In Aldi earlier on.

£7.29 for a litre of olive oil ?

F*ck that.

Yeah, i wouldn't buy the cheap stuff, it's always cloudy. I'm sure Aldi buy the gunk from the bottom of the vat. 

Olive oil expected to top £10/l at some point this year. There's a disease or a parasite or something killing off the trees. I'm sure a marinated tomato salad will be just as tasty with spray - on maizola. 

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26 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

B.U.M..........?

F.U.D..........?

 

Oh worse than that.  Too bad to say tbh.

 

Regards,

Uisdean (Hamish) Nicol

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5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

My first and middle names got swapped around at the last minute when the person at the registry office highlighted what my initials would be.

Francis Albert Frederick Cameron? 

 

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4 hours ago, coprolite said:

 

Yeah, i wouldn't buy the cheap stuff, it's always cloudy. I'm sure Aldi buy the gunk from the bottom of the vat. 

Olive oil expected to top £10/l at some point this year. There's a disease or a parasite or something killing off the trees. I'm sure a marinated tomato salad will be just as tasty with spray - on maizola. 

What’s wrong with Crisp ‘n’ Dry?

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19 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

 

 

Getting an ad for “Intermittent Fasting: Lose 30 pounds in a week” on a story about Pasty is an outstanding placement troll by Google.

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3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Bunch of Dundee top wearing jock supporters on my flight to Heathrow. 
 

 

There was a guy in one of the lounges at Edinburgh airport this morning, wearing a kilt and a classic Germany number 10  top. Quite a good combo, imo.

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