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2 minutes ago, Craig fae the Vale said:

After she got off the bus (out of the bus?) My wife got word thst her 92 year old grandmother in the States has passed away. She's taken it much harder than I was expecting, given how they weren't close, and I'm not really sure how I can help (I know I probably can't, but I want to at least try).

She doesn't get homesick for the States very often, but I think when something like this happens, it's hard not to.

Sorry for rambling on, think getting it off my chest has helped me have a bot of clarity. Just need to comfort her the best I can.

Quite often when grandparents die the grandchildren take it worse than their parents.

I think when you get to your 40s and your parents are still living there's a wee bit at the back of your head reconciled to them dying, but it sometimes hits grandchildren harder.

That's probably not much use to you, all the same.

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10 hours ago, Zetterlund said:

On the bus, on the train, on the plane, on the tram, on the ferry... in the car 🤔

On if you have to ascend to enter, in if you don't.  So, on a ferry but in a (wee) boat. 

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On 16/06/2024 at 01:10, DA Baracus said:

Have a good sleep. Have a good breakfast, preferably green berets.

Was actually thinking this earlier.

Wtf was Matrix's commando unit all about? It's some nick.

Guy who gets shot taking his wheelie bins down.

Guy who gets blown up in a wee fishing boat.

Bennett the Aussie Freddie Mercury.

Sully the sleazy 5ft tall creepo.

Henriques just a normal fat black guy.

Only passable one is Cooke.

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17 hours ago, Craig fae the Vale said:

Mrs fae the Vale has just texted that she is "in the bus" before correcting the typo. It has me thinking that "in the bus" is actually more accurate than "on the bus", unless you do happen to be sitting on the roof.

You’re right; never even noticed this before. I’m going to use the more accurate terminology from now on (not that I’ll actually get in a bus, but in theory). Who do we need to speak to to get this changed? Is it still Susie Dent ?

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5 hours ago, hk blues said:

On if you have to ascend to enter, in if you don't.  So, on a ferry but in a (wee) boat. 

I was in yer maw, not on yer maw.

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38 minutes ago, bennett said:

 

 

 

1888 username ✅

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Aye, Frankfurt is a dump because muppets like him go & order that...

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2 minutes ago, Venti said:

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Aye, Frankfurt is a dump because muppets like him go & order that...

Tbf grating some cheese to pour over the chips isn't too big an ask, chucking in two cheese slices is taking the P.

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3 minutes ago, bennett said:

Tbf grating some cheese to pour over the chips isn't too big an ask, chucking in two cheese slices is taking the P.

Which is thankfully what the cook is doing.

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1 hour ago, bennett said:

Tbf grating some cheese to pour over the chips isn't too big an ask, chucking in two cheese slices is taking the P.

It's quite a big ask if you're working in a burger van that doesn't have a cheese grater or any blocks of cheese. 

I look forward to Stevie's upcoming posts about the lack of buckfast in the bierhalle. 

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1 hour ago, coprolite said:

It's quite a big ask if you're working in a burger van that doesn't have a cheese grater or any blocks of cheese. 

I look forward to Stevie's upcoming posts about the lack of buckfast in the bierhalle. 

God help the bold Stevie if he asked for poutine.

Not that the fucking tube would know what that is.

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2 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

Is that no the wide boy that's been invading Ukraine?

Salt & vinegar? Or novichok & polonium?

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