tamthebam Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 11 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Arse like a wizard's sleeve. Sooty in the nude: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumpy Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 5 hours ago, tamthebam said: Sooty in the nude: hang on, pretty sure he sneaked into my bed and sexually assaulted me three times last night. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 ESPN did a list of the top 100 athletes of the 21st century: Ranking the top 100 professional athletes since 2000 - ESPN The footballers included are Messi, Ronaldo, Henry, Zidane, Modric, Iniesta, Xavi, Mbappe, Ibrahimovic, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho. Enjoy the rest of the list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: ESPN did a list of the top 100 athletes of the 21st century: Ranking the top 100 professional athletes since 2000 - ESPN The footballers included are Messi, Ronaldo, Henry, Zidane, Modric, Iniesta, Xavi, Mbappe, Ibrahimovic, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho. Enjoy the rest of the list. Schumacher > Hamilton IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 How the f**k can you call golfers or racing drivers "athletes"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 F1 drivers are absolute units. Mini version but still a unit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 (edited) The auld boy next door got cremated today, Asbestosis. Lingering in the background and then fucked him in a year. The Humanist wifey gave a shout out to my 3 year old, saying he always cheered him up, even as he got to the end. Was a bit dusty when she said that. His missus organised a good purvey, steak pie all round. Rest easy Don Edited July 19 by Peil 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JS_FFC Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Schumacher > Hamilton IMO. If you're only looking at the 21st century though that knocks out his first two world championships. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 9 minutes ago, JS_FFC said: If you're only looking at the 21st century though that knocks out his first two world championships. Schumacher peaked in the early 2000s. I'd match him against 2010s Hamilton. But fair point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 15 minutes ago, Peil said: The auld boy next door got cremated today, Asbestosis. Lingering in the background and then fucked him in a year. The Humanist wifey gave a shout out to my 3 year old, saying he always cheered him up, even as he got to the end. Was a bit dusty when she said that. His missus organised a good purvey, steak pie all round. Rest easy Don A day for cremations. My good pal who passed away a fortnight ago, and my mum's cousin both were cremated today. Raising a glass tonight. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 Weirdness confirmed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 1 hour ago, Peil said: The auld boy next door got cremated today, Asbestosis. Lingering in the background and then fucked him in a year. Lungs wouldn't burn very well then. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: hang on, pretty sure he sneaked into my bed and sexually assaulted me three times last night. Mrs Mullarkey says "You should be so lucky, Mr Palm and his five sisters..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 2 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Weirdness confirmed. Now it’s just beetroot. Dundonians are mental for New Year beetroot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 2 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Weirdness confirmed. Would you call that elaborate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Black Flag Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 Some cats are utter divas. The neighbourhood cats use my garden as a short cut to get to the road at the front on their daily patrols and there was no issue negotiating a three foot fence and gate. How ever this was old and rotten and one of the winter storms took it down so it had to be replaced. I replaced it with a 6 foot fence and gate enclosing that part of the property for improved privacy and security. However the next day I heard an absolute din coming from the side of the house where the new fence had gone up, I looked out the 1st floor window down at the source. it was one of the neighbourhood cats having a massive tantrum, standing there actually screaming at the fence total cranial detonation. This went on for about 5 minutes and then the vocal pleading-help-me stage started for some human to open the gate, this went on for another 5 minutes then another couple of minutes of just staring at the fence before turning around and leaving the garden the same way it entered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 (edited) 11 hours ago, scottsdad said: Schumacher peaked in the early 2000s. I'd match him against 2010s Hamilton. But fair point. I think he went downhill fairly quickly after that though. Edited July 20 by alta-pete 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 5 minutes ago, alta-pete said: I think he went downhill fairly quickly after that though. ouch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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