MazzyStar Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: I bet the shop assistant had got a doing recently for serving someone who was underage. They deliberately send someone in who looks older than they are to catch out staff, which obviously annoys the staff so they take it out on customers for a while. Were you the person that looked older than they were? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 6 minutes ago, MazzyStar said: Were you the person that looked older than they were? You're ain't getting me to blow my cover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 My brother in law used to work in a pub and his colleague failed a test purchase. His colleague knew the person that had come into the pub and that they were above the legal age to buy alcohol. The reason for failing was it’s not enough to know the person or something along those lines 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 22 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: My brother in law used to work in a pub and his colleague failed a test purchase. His colleague knew the person that had come into the pub and that they were above the legal age to buy alcohol. The reason for failing was it’s not enough to know the person or something along those lines 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Checking the teuchter league scores this morning and came across this. Mind blown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Checking the teuchter league scores this morning and came across this. Mind blown. Agreed, Huntly are pish... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Agreed, Huntly are pish... Fair point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Hope this guy pulls through. Heard nothing but good things about him. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce802dv1gjno 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 It's many years since I've been asked for ID.. I was stick thin in my 20s and used to get asked for ID quite a lot. I then piled on the pounds and wasn't challenged any more. Moral: Teenagers- dodge salads if you want to buy booze 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Walked past a banner for an Oasis tribute band on the way to work yesterday. Couple of lassies filming themselves in front of it from the obligatory high angle, presumably for TikTok. Overhear one saying something about them being huge fans. As they're walking away, one says to the other "how do you spell Oasis?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 One for @scottsdad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: One for @scottsdad Lake Vulcan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 20 minutes ago, Swarley said: Lake Vulcan? Shatnersee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: One for @scottsdad Why is 'long' contained within apostrophes? Presumably you were at Loch Long and it's one of the amusing puns we enjoy so much, but I'm choosing to believe Margaret wants the world to know something about Peter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Why is 'long' contained within apostrophes? Presumably you were at Loch Long and it's one of the amusing puns we enjoy so much, but I'm choosing to believe Margaret wants the world to know something about Peter. Maybe old Pete was packing a trouser anaconda aiy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 7 hours ago, BFTD said: Why is 'long' contained within apostrophes? Presumably you were at Loch Long and it's one of the amusing puns we enjoy so much, but I'm choosing to believe Margaret wants the world to know something about Peter. 6 hours ago, Swarley said: Maybe old Pete was packing a trouser anaconda aiy? Pete The Meat, as he’s known round these parts apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 18 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: One for @scottsdad The Dichty... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Apparently there is a significant number of folk who claim to genuinely like that disgusting Kraft 'Mac and cheese' (the shite in the red box). Baffling, the stuff is absolutely disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 19 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Apparently there is a significant number of folk who claim to genuinely like that disgusting Kraft 'Mac and cheese' (the shite in the red box). Baffling, the stuff is absolutely disgusting. I've never tried it but yeah, some people seem to think it's the best thing ever. I'm more of a Carbonara Pasta Pot man myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 The standard of 'comedy' on Radio Scotland is absolutely abysmal, and from what I've heard pre-OTB has been for some time. How can the Comedy Unit group who came up with Still Game also be responsible the RS tripe (or is it just a case of having a long term contract whilst living off of former glories)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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