squidger Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 The clocks go back, Railway track, Something blocks the line again and the train runs late for the first time. A pebble beach were underneath, Pier just been painted red Where i heard the news for the first time, And all the friends lay down the flowers, sit on the banks and drink for hours Talk of the way they saw him last, Local boy in the photograph__ today. Great tune, normally end up coughing my guts out by the fourth verse! Kelly Jones has a mutant voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 The clocks go back, Railway track, Something blocks the line again and the train runs late for the first time. A pebble beach were underneath, Pier just been painted red Where i heard the news for the first time, And all the friends lay down the flowers, sit on the banks and drink for hours Talk of the way they saw him last, Local boy in the photograph__ today. Great tune, normally end up coughing my guts out by the fourth verse! Kelly Jones has a mutant voice. Best Phonics tune by a mile!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidger Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Best Phonics tune by a mile!! More life in a Tramps Vest is better IMO, or even a thousand trees, bet yes it is good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 <br />I saw a woman that looked exactly like a frog today. <br /><br />I also saw a Nick Cave lookalike , but with silver hair. <br /><br />two of the best lookalikes ive ever seen.<br /> Did she look also like Fabio Capello? There's a Woman I see every morning who is like a cross between a Frog and him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 When you're in the snooker hall and all you can hear is the balls being skelped all over the place. (oo-er) Play it fucking right, you tossers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 I'm in desperate need of a part time job as the college money is diabolical. I'm only 17 so getting one can be quite difficult. Any ideas? And no Exuberant, not a paper boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidger Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 I'm in desperate need of a part time job as the college money is diabolical. I'm only 17 so getting one can be quite difficult. Any ideas? And no Exuberant, not a paper boy. Dishwasher, easy money and most restaurants or hotels go through them like merino wool socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackDFC Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Graham Dorrans is my mates cousin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 When you're in the snooker hall and all you can hear is the balls being skelped all over the place. (oo-er) Play it fucking right, you tossers. Surely this is a PTTGOYN? I dont have this problem when i play as all you hear it the ball stricking the middle of the pocket, pity its always my old man doing the potting though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Surely this is a PTTGOYN? I dont have this problem when i play as all you hear it the ball stricking the middle of the pocket, pity its always my old man doing the potting though. Dunno being a Cowden lad, you ever played at the Fountain, when the tables were down the stair? Probably the most uncomfortable place I've ever played the game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 I'm in desperate need of a part time job as the college money is diabolical. I'm only 17 so getting one can be quite difficult. Any ideas? And no Exuberant, not a paper boy. Gigolo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I had a really bizarre dream last night. I was playing for the Rovers, and before the game I was warming up with Rovers goalkeeper Davie McGurn, only for him to tell me that actually he was playing for Morton, the opposition. Somebody scored the penalty (does not compute, I know) and then I scored again, before some big massive fat bald lad scored the 4th. Raith scoring four goals against Morton? Stay off the cheese from mid-evening onwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Dunno being a Cowden lad, you ever played at the Fountain, when the tables were down the stair? Probably the most uncomfortable place I've ever played the game. Im a Lothians man im afraid so ive not. Never been in the Fountain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I'm watching the live roulette on Tv which allows me to maintain a smug sense of superiority over the punters. There's about to be a new dealer so here's hoping she's attractive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Im a Lothians man im afraid so ive not. Never been in the Fountain. I envy you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I'm playing a rather risky game of Russian Roulette here, with a plateful of corned beef and tomato sauce sandwiches, a white shirt on and trying to browse P&B at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I'm playing a rather risky game of Russian Roulette here, with a plateful of corned beef and tomato sauce sandwiches, a white shirt on and trying to browse P&B at the same time. Fail. Now wearing a blue shirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 You're a disgrace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Fail. Now wearing a blue shirt. but what a glorious failure it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Fail. Now wearing a blue shirt. That's what you get for mixing corned beef and tomato sauce, you odd'un. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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