staggy4life Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 chigsy91 @amywinehouse alrite amy doll.mind me? fancy a wee shot at the title again? 4 hours ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Out on the lash yesterday with Marrez, SaltyTON, MattBairn, Monster, and Bowie1888 in Glasgow. Quality wee sesh. However, I never, ever learn that me and draught Heineken are not happy bedfellows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Tried Goldshlanger last night. Not the best and well i was sick an hour after it. Not usuallay sick so a bit annoyed. Feel great this morning though That'll be all the testosterone leaving your body. Tomorrow you'll wake up with a pair o' boobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 I just want to thank the guy who woke me up at Stirling on the train from Glasgow Queen Street last night, having missed my stop at Larbert. I'd also like to apologise to the other passengers if I was snoring! Good night though! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 I can't believe Nigella Lawson is in her 50's! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Just watched a documentary on BBC 2 called Operation Mincemeat about a deception operation in ww2,that was aimed at convincing the Germans that we would invade Greece not Sicily.very good watch,prob be available on iplayer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 (edited) Just found out that one of my old mates from school who I still keep in touch with now and again got arrested last night for attempted murder. Utterly shocked and speechless as I didn't think he would hurt a fly. Edited December 5, 2010 by C.Muir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Just found out that one of my old mates from school who I still keep in touch with now and again got arrested last night for attempted murder. Utterly shocked and speechless as I didn't think he would hurt a fly. A couple of years ago (I was in 5th year at the time) one of the guys I went to primary school with was sent to a young offenders institute for stabbing his best mate's dad in the neck and body nine times with a kitchen knife, when he was completely off his tits. Genuinely a nice guy, one of the funniest guys I had ever met. He's out now, but nobody ever expected him to do that. Never seemed like he would go out of his way to hurt anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 'Genuinely a nice guy' really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Oopsie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 (edited) I was in Greggs today getting some lunch, and there was a group of about 5 nuns in there (good start to a story, sounds like a wind up but actually isn't). Anyway, they were from all over the world, there was a japanese nun, an indian nun, and the tallest of them was no taller than 4ft 8in. One of them obviously had no genuine concept of queueing, as I got to the front of the queue and she comes over and stands right in front of me waiting for the next available counter. She stood there for about 10 seconds until one of the other nuns said 'line, line' and she then realised you were meant to stand in line until it was your turn, and she moved to the back of the queue. It got me pondering for a few seconds, that question that I'm sure everyone will have to deal with at some point in their life; How do you deal with a queue jumping nun in Greggs? Edited December 6, 2010 by mid-table 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 How do you deal with a queue jumping nun in Greggs? Kick her in the (not literal) pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I was in Greggs today getting some lunch, and there was a group of about 5 nuns in there (good start to a story, sounds like a wind up but actually isn't). Anyway, they were from all over the world, there was a japanese nun, an indian nun, and the tallest of them was no taller than 4ft 8in. One of them obviously had no genuine concept of queueing, as I got to the front of the queue and she comes over and stands right in front of me waiting for the next available counter. She stood there for about 10 seconds until one of the other nuns said 'line, line' and she then realised you were meant to stand in line until it was your turn, and she moved to the back of the queue. It got me pondering for a few seconds, that question that I'm sure everyone will have to deal with at some point in their life; How do you deal with a queue jumping nun in Greggs? Have a word with her, see if she'll give up that appalling habit. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Text my boss (I work for Menzies Distribution) about 10 minutes ago saying i had been trying for almost an hour and a half to get a taxi, and it doesn't look likely that i'll make it in as the bus service for my area has been cancelled too. He text back saying that i wasn't the only one, and that only 3 staff had turned up so far. Can see the newspapers being a fair bit late tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Braveheart - It's a crock of shite historically speaking, but it's still a good movie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Text my boss (I work for Menzies Distribution) about 10 minutes ago saying i had been trying for almost an hour and a half to get a taxi, and it doesn't look likely that i'll make it in as the bus service for my area has been cancelled too. He text back saying that i wasn't the only one, and that only 3 staff had turned up so far. Can see the newspapers being a fair bit late tomorrow. Later than normal? The papers are usually late in the mornings! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Later than normal? The papers are usually late in the mornings! Yeah, that's what i meant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 This is my 11,000th post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Text my boss (I work for Menzies Distribution) about 10 minutes ago saying i had been trying for almost an hour and a half to get a taxi, and it doesn't look likely that i'll make it in as the bus service for my area has been cancelled too. He text back saying that i wasn't the only one, and that only 3 staff had turned up so far. Can see the newspapers being a fair bit late tomorrow. I work in the call centre! You at Cambusland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 annie lennox is unbelievably annoying in every possible way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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