The Master Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 £30... that should just about cover the cost of a penny chew these days. ...thanks to the Tory cuts and tax hikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Okay, so it's my girlfriend's birthday on Saturday, and I have absolutely no idea what to get her. I'm taking her away for the weekend, so her main present is sorted, but I need something ~£30 for her to open on the day. She has everything, got a new bag, perfume, clothes etc at Christmas, I'm at a total loss Help... Bottle of Southern Comfort or similar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 ...thanks to the Tory cuts and tax hikes. It's amazing the state they have got the country into after the golden legacy they were left by the last government. Tory b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Bottle of Southern Comfort or similar. Other than your mother, you've never bought a female a present have you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Okay, so it's my girlfriend's birthday on Saturday, and I have absolutely no idea what to get her. I'm taking her away for the weekend, so her main present is sorted, but I need something ~£30 for her to open on the day. She has everything, got a new bag, perfume, clothes etc at Christmas, I'm at a total loss Help... Voucher for a pampering session somewhere? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 The Olly Murs album aint half bad. Aint half bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Other than your mother, you've never bought a female a present have you? Actually we got a bottle of Baileys for one of our mates 18th. With 30 quid you can get the drink, nice chocolates and a card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Actually we got a bottle of Baileys for one of our mates 18th. With 30 quid you can get the drink, nice chocolates and a card. not really one for a bird though, not a lot of thought in it. Much more of a mates present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 not really one for a bird though, not a lot of thought in it. Much more of a mates present. No-one should expect thought in a man's present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I'm moving to a different office tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Actually we got a bottle of Baileys for one of our mates 18th. With 30 quid you can get the drink, nice chocolates and a card. Aye. But how much rohypnol did you put into it?... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 No-one should expect thought in a man's present. Very very true. Card with £20 in it it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 No-one should expect thought in a man's present. I wouldnt have complained... (Checks for his manhood) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 No-one should expect thought in a man's present. I didn't even realise men bought other men presents. A couple of pints on a night out is the most that should be expected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Aye. But how much rohypnol did you put into it?... I find GHB costs about half the price and has the same effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 ...thanks to the Tory cuts and tax hikes. Listen. It was under Labour's watch that Chomps and Freddos rose to 17p. I'm taking no lectures from those c***s! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Listen. It was under Labour's watch that Chomps and Freddos rose to 17p. I'm taking no lectures from those c***s! Aye, but the Newsbox at Central Station is now selling 31p cans. Who's at fault for that fucking disaster of pricing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojo Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 (edited) I have just had a terrifying, near death experience today coming home from school in the school bus Firstly, these fools kept kicking the heater, which was making a whining/groaning noise. Then the heater started letting out this horrible, strange smell. It was truly ghastly. Then it started emmitting smoke, so we were all coughing and chocking. After this, i decided it was time to tell the bus driver, but unfornunately he shouted at me to "SIT DOWN". So i grudginly went back to my seat. The general feeling being that the bus was on fire i was getting scared. A minute passed until i told myself that i would stand up to bus driver, as the heater was still letting out some smoke. Again he told me "sit your arse down and do as your told". WE were strapped in a death hole!! After a few minutes, the smoke had spread up all the but and everyone was moveing to the front of the bus and gasping, so eric(bus driver) was forced to pull over and let us scramble for our lives, resulting in a gianty rammy. Five minutes passed until eric told to go back inside, the bus still stinking of smoke and we opened opened all the windows. It was terrifying and i kept thinking to myself that the bus was going to blow up and we were all going to die. I now feel fooling because i often think i am going to die and then look back later and see it was ridoculous silly of me. still, that eric is a w****r. Edited January 13, 2011 by jojo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I remember I told a story about a 13 year old girl getting caught having sex in my old school, well I'm back again. A 13 year old was found in Craigie high school having sex with 3 (THREE) boys for a cigarette. This was also filmed on someone's phone. I think the boys were the year above her and I think they've been put on the register but I don't know. My college is next door to the school and I heard the Police sirens but I thought nothing of it tbh, how wrong was I. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 A 13 year old was found in Craigie high school having sex with 3 (THREE) boys for a cigarette. This was also filmed on someone's phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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