mattydfc Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 All the sex stories in my school involved a 13 year old girl taking it up the arse. Rumours were she was on bubbles, this I doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Rumours were she was on bubbles, this I doubt. You're thinking of Michael Jackson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davis Love III Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) Quite possibly the BEST thing I have ever seen! Edited January 14, 2011 by Davis Love III 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) Only controversial thing I remember fron school was some mink in the same year as me getting busted wanking in the toilets over a picture of the history teacher Edited January 14, 2011 by lichtie23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 To be honest, it would have been more disturbing had it been the other way round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 True 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Apologies to everyone for being a dick about lichtieforlife, I have now put him on ignore. I don't know why he annoys me so much, things in general don't annoy me that much, but he somehow manages to get under my skin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Are you not the same person who cried when they failed their theory test? Gies yir fuckin lunch money He does seem a little to intact with the female in him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Okay, so it's my girlfriend's birthday on Saturday, and I have absolutely no idea what to get her. I'm taking her away for the weekend, so her main present is sorted, but I need something ~£30 for her to open on the day. She has everything, got a new bag, perfume, clothes etc at Christmas, I'm at a total loss Help... La Senza, she may think its for her but its really a treat for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Weird stories involving some form of sexual activity in your school? I've got one for you. I was in 6th year at the time and we got told by someone who witnessed this as they were helping out in a 1st year French class. Two wee first years sitting beside each other in class, learning how to say various basic French things. Quite an innocent scene really. Well this innocence was shattered when a girl decided it would be a great idea to give the boy beside her a hand-job (apparently it was later revealed that they were in fact 'going out' with each other) in the middle of class whilst learning how to say 'I like...' in French. The teacher noticed something was up (tee-hee) and then escorted them down to the headteacher's office. The boy in question was then sent to the toilet to change his trousers and underwear before being taken back into the office. I'm sure there are more but I can't remember any. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Every time someones phone goes off at the snooker they always have a really shit ringtone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Every time someones phone goes off at the snooker they always have a really shit ringtone. on a similar line, Hendry is actually quite a good commentator! but he's on with John 'where's the white ball going! where's the white ball going! its not hitting it its getting it safe' Virgo and this is spoiling my enjoyment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 on a similar line, Hendry is actually quite a good commentator! but he's on with John 'where's the white ball going! where's the white ball going! its not hitting it its getting it safe' Virgo and this is spoiling my enjoyment. I like listening to Hendry always have done. Will make a good commentator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 my class at uni is approx 60% females, yet there's not even a "if i was drunk" in the lot of them.. I put it to you, sir, that you need to start drinking more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Just downed a can of Carling! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Just downed a can of Carling! Correct me if I'm wrong but is that not relatively small beer as far as drinking achievements go? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 You're getting a dog? absolutely correct! Rosie, a rescue cocker is coming up from Devon, and we're being home checked tomorrow. Keep yer fingers crossed! Here she is..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 My 2011 teetotalism lasted 2 weeks. For shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 My 2011 teetotalism lasted 2 weeks. For shame. Indeed, far too long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 New P&B is absolutely immense! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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