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My blue bin is empty.

The bad news is that it isn't bin day.

The good news is that the wind has removed all trace of the contents.

This happened with a neighbours bin in our street and about 80% of it's fucking contents ended up in my garden!

I've just spent the last half hour chasing around empty fag packets, various food wrappers and two empty tins of Ambosia custard, whilst the lazy, fat f**k just stood and watched.

Methinks a joby through his letterbox would be quits

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My wife just phoned to say that some smart fucker has posted an envelope addressed to Harold Shipman to our house.

She obviously doesn't suspect you then. ;)

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The greatest of the Jaws series, Jaws : The Revenge is on ITV4 at 20:10 tonight.

Michael Caine not giving a f**k, rigging making the shark move clearly visable throughout.

THE SHARK ROARS LIKE A LION!!!!

Get it watched

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