Jimmy85 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 I witnessed an assualt on a man dressed as Captain America in Stirling last night. He didn't put up much of a fight tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Good to see that "just a penny chew then mista" S1 Jobs advert's made a return to our screens. Classic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 I was down the pub today and it was like an episode of Shameless. There was a woman down the bottom of the pub selling shoplifted goods including deodorant, aftershave, coffee, a Whyte & McKay gift set and a few legs of lamb. I'm actually gutted I didn't get in on the action but I was out for a few beers with my dad and I doubt he'd be too keen on me buying knock off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 When I first went to see Inglourious Basterds at the pictures, at the end credits, almost the whole room got up and applauded. The film was THAT good. Has never happened before, or since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I witnessed an assualt on a man dressed as Captain America in Stirling last night. He didn't put up much of a fight tbh. Neither would you if you got a skelp fae a hammer that size 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I've been awarded a 2:2 Hons degree in Accounting. I've essentially wasted the last 4 years of my life by getting into debt, doing something I didn't really like enough to put in any decent amount of effort, and coming out of with a really crap degree. Socially, however, I've probably just ended the best 4 years of my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 My mates and I were discussing the women in Harry Potter films last night. I said that Bellatrix (Helena Bonham Carter) was hot. To say I was in the minority would be an understatement. Surely not? She's fucking goregous! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I was down the pub today and it was like an episode of Shameless. There was a woman down the bottom of the pub selling shoplifted goods including deodorant, aftershave, coffee, a Whyte & McKay gift set and a few legs of lamb. I'm actually gutted I didn't get in on the action but I was out for a few beers with my dad and I doubt he'd be too keen on me buying knock off. I was in my local with my mate a while back and a wee jakey came in with a carrier bag full of cathedral city cheddar asking if folk "wattae buy some cheese?" Didn't get a chance to purchase any as he'd been huckled out by the gaffer by the time I'd stopped pishing myself laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Leitch Loyal Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 My mates and I were discussing the women in Harry Potter films last night. I said that Bellatrix (Helena Bonham Carter) was hot. To say I was in the minority would be an understatement. Surely not? She's fucking goregous! I've powered-up the one-man barbecue to her many a time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I'd be excellent at being gay. You aren't? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 (edited) Sol fiesta made a surprise appearance on George bowies set on Saturday and the place went mad. I'm up the back raving out my tits with my mates. Edited June 4, 2012 by BigMartyn86 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbling Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Listening to BBC news. I didn't know the president of Nigeria is called - Goodluck Johnathan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 My sleeping pattern is absolutely fucked. In order to get back to normal, I must stay up for a ful 24 hours, go to bed at about 7pm and wake up at a reasonable time the next morning. I decided that tonight was the night to break the vicious cycle of staying up all night and sleeping all day. It's 'only' 5am and I'm going to have to stay up for AT LEAST another 11/12 hours in order for my plan to be successful. I am absolutely knackered and I fear I may have to kick my bad habit another day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintsFan Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 My sleeping pattern is absolutely fucked. In order to get back to normal, I must stay up for a ful 24 hours, go to bed at about 7pm and wake up at a reasonable time the next morning. I decided that tonight was the night to break the vicious cycle of staying up all night and sleeping all day. It's 'only' 5am and I'm going to have to stay up for AT LEAST another 11/12 hours in order for my plan to be successful. I am absolutely knackered and I fear I may have to kick my bad habit another day. Join the club. A week off from uni before starting my dissertation has ruined my bodyclock as well. I'm currently trying to push through for a 7.30 tee off on the golf course which should be fine. The real struggle comes when I'm back and having to read articles for my dissertation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 The original hotline? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I'd be excellent at being gay. I was out in a gay nightclub recently and a work colleague said that he'd always thought I was gay. I'm married and had thought I was among the least likely people to be thought gay ever. I texted my lesbian mate tellin her and she said "haha I can't believe he thougth you were a poofter". So I have reported her to Peter Tatchell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 (edited) 1338881097[/url]' post='6303999']The original hotline? What a shout that is. I will be ordering that right away as I am sure the wife has always said she would like a four toaster Although why she would like it in the bedroom is beyond me. Edited June 5, 2012 by tinkerbelle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Last night I was waiting in the taxi queue in Aberdeen when someone was flying a union jack, they then went on to fly it in my face I politely asked them to stop, when they didn't I told them to f**k off and stick their union jack up their arse her responce "f**k off back to your own country!" Me and my mates were very confused to say the least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Last night I was waiting in the taxi queue in Aberdeen when someone was flying a union jack, they then went on to fly it in my face I politely asked them to stop, when they didn't I told them to f**k off and stick their union jack up their arse her responce "f**k off back to your own country!" Me and my mates were very confused to say the least. Should have given her a boot in the pie for good measure imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I recently had an in-depth discussion with a female friend as to the intricacies of female contraception, the extent of their biological cycle as well as their apparent lack of showering and have since come to the conclusion that women are absolutely fucking disgusting. I'll be steering well clear from now on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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