Long live the 69 Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Just realised me and the mrs completely forgot to go and see frankie Boyle at the stand last Monday even though we'd bought tickets! D'oh! Cue some wee fanny replying with some crap joke about that being a good thing because he's shite. Lucky escape. He's shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwcuSR5oWO0&feature=player_embedded 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Unfortunately I can't award you a red dot for this post today as I've already fulfilled my quota, but rest assured you shall receive one ASAP. Says it all that you've been given a green by someone who I can only assume has a Muse ( ) username. Please refrain from disrespecting The Smiths in future. Cheers. Nah, they're pish. And Morrissey is a massive cunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Unfortunately I can't award you a red dot for this post today as I've already fulfilled my quota There's a surprise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Unfortunately I can't award you a red dot for this post today as I've already fulfilled my quota, but rest assured you shall receive one ASAP. Says it all that you've been given a green by someone who I can only assume has a Muse ( ) username. Please refrain from disrespecting The Smiths in future. Cheers. Joey Barton IMO The Smiths are fucking gimpoids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 KiwiFifer has just made a cryptic comment on the First Division forum about it being his last post. He mainly hangs out in GN so does anyone know what this is about? Saw that myself. Had a look and he hadn't posted for a few day prior to that. Was he not hinting at some bigger job within the SNP, maybe it is because of that... shame we didn't get a full blow HibbieJibbie/Ric etc. style resignantion thread though. Ah well another one bites the dust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Somebody has actually used the shower cubicle in our office block. I thought that was purely used by the security guard to pump the cleaner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 [] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Nah, they're pish. And Morrissey is a massive c**t. Joey Barton IMO The Smiths are fucking gimpoids. There's a surprise. I use my dots in order to express my disapproval of a particular post, without having to engage in a discussion with brain-dead cretins such as yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 I find myself in the awkward position of literally not having a pot to piss in. The bathroom is getting done up and as a result, for tonight at least, i have no toilet in the house, just a sad hole down which poo used to slide. I am genuinely fearful of the night ahead, pissing won't be so bad as it only requires a relaxing jaunt into the garden, but God-forbid anything bulkier than a piss having to be released from my body for the next 12 hours. Thank you for your time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 I find myself in the awkward position of literally not having a pot to piss in. The bathroom is getting done up and as a result, for tonight at least, i have no toilet in the house, just a sad hole down which poo used to slide. I am genuinely fearful of the night ahead, pissing won't be so bad as it only requires a relaxing jaunt into the garden, but God-forbid anything bulkier than a piss having to be released from my body for the next 12 hours. Thank you for your time. Shit in a blender, zap it, then pour it down the sink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 (edited) I use the Time Capsule as my gym, so I came back from it the other day, intrigued to see if any one posted any videos up of the place, and found this wee beaut: "Fuckin' arsehole..." Edited June 26, 2012 by DAFC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Just don't leave the blender jug next to your coffee pot or it could make for an interesting morning cuppa. "It's a bit nutty" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 7.10 am - Saved a young seagull from drowning this morning which had got itself caught up in some nets at work. Was pretty fecked so I should have killed it, but thought 'lets see if it makes it'....... 7.20 am - A skua sees said raspberry and proceeds to peck/rip it to bits over a 10 minute spell. Brutal. I love Skuas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibby-Radge Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Chlamydia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorgieRoad Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Long exposure photographs from Space 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayBees Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Whenever I think of the Olympics I think of Sebastian Coe. And whenever I think of Sebastian Coe I think of Chris Morris on Brasseye saying 'I hate Sebastian Coe!'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Mega lol at greedy woman turning down 60 grand on deal or no deal and getting the 1pence.Greedy cow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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