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My obsession with Amy MacDonald has resulted in me watching The Wright Stuff on Channel 5 because she is on. What a horrible programme, do people actually like this shite? Do they take it seriously?

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My obsession with Amy MacDonald has resulted in me watching The Wright Stuff on Channel 5 because she is on. What a horrible programme, do people actually like this shite? Do they take it seriously?

Well, she's sold quite a few records, so I guess they do, but there's no denying she's shite.

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Me and the mrs finished a few days ago. This is the first time I've been completely unmashed since, with time to sit and think about stuff. Feels fucking shite.

Jammy fecker,your 18/19 years old,go have a shagathon,remember if you wake up and the burd next to you is a heefer,shag her again in the morning because your getting slagged fae your mates anyway so might as well go the whole hog 8)

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I just farted after exercising and it smells awfully, like nuclear waste. Not only that but the smell of the fart has fused with the smell of sweat, running into the shower asap! :yucky

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Playing 5's last night and I reckon I have pulled some tendons in my foot!

Quite bad bruising just under the ankle bone and can't put any weight on the heel of my foot so walking like a fud on the ball of my foot.:angry:

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I had a migraine yesterday and phoned in sick. Now I'm sure all my colleagues think I skived off.

A few years ago I was off for a month because I had an operation on my hand and because of the type of job time off was the only option.

This appeared in the local paper the second week I was off, I was told it caused quite a stir, I found it hilarious. You will notice the dodgy hand is behind my back.

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A few years ago I was off for a month because I had an operation on my hand and because of the type of job time off was the only option.

This appeared in the local paper the second week I was off, I was told it caused quite a stir, I found it hilarious. You will notice the dodgy hand is behind my back.

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Are you the one in the middle?

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A few years ago I was off for a month because I had an operation on my hand and because of the type of job time off was the only option.

This appeared in the local paper the second week I was off, I was told it caused quite a stir, I found it hilarious. You will notice the dodgy hand is behind my back.

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The only one with a good hand showing is dressed like a woman, no wonder it caused a stir at your work :lol:

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The only one with a good hand showing is dressed like a woman, no wonder it caused a stir at your work :lol:

My good hand is gently and lovingly squeezing young John's firm buttock, why do you think it's only me and him that's smiling in the picture?

edit for smelling mistook.

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