Mark Connolly Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 I watched the last night of the proms last night (funnily enough!), and actually enjoyed all the mental flag waving and britishness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 first fitba coupon in a long while is about to come in Cheers Arbroath, Cowden,Pompey and Partick Boom!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 first fitba coupon in a long while is about to come in Cheers Arbroath, Cowden,Pompey and Partick Boom!!!!! how much off what stake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 how much off what stake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 a nice wee win then well done Sammy feckin norway and poland let me down on friday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberDon Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 I saw Roberto Martinez (or a lookalike0) in his car outside Hampden before the game yesterday. His wife was tidy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 first fitba coupon in a long while is about to come in Cheers Arbroath, Cowden,Pompey and Partick Boom!!!!! I had an Italian Seira B treble came in today, thanks to the guys at William Hill In-play radio. Also had a fiver on Liverno who were part of that when it was 0-0. Overall returned £40. My thing to share, I know it's a scam but I have to say these are starting to be slightly more believable. Hello Mr [my name]I'm a representative of our company. We retrieved your CV from the thousands that are posted at totaljobs.com. Right now is the most suitable occasion to pay some attention to our organization. Our agents are searching for talented citizens to help create our company. After reviewing your CV, I am inclined to conversing with you about your career possibility. We do not necessitate exact knowledge or experience! This work will allow you to have great salary and this job won't be more than 2-3 hours of your time each business day. Best candidate should: -Hold Citizenship of England; -Be a competent PC user with Internet Access; -Always be available by phone or e-mail during the week -Current Bank Account Still in the market and our proposal has sparked your interest, please e-mail to: cube.stone.hr@gmail.com. The HR Agent will contact you shortly. ---------------------F O R M _________F O R M------------------ Full name: Address: Phone: Preferred call time: ---------------------F O R M _________F O R M------------------ Thank you for your time and hope to hear from you soon. Respectfully, Mr. P. McGough HR Manager 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Just been reading the thread where people are complaining about the price of petrol. Although it's ridiculous how much the price of petrol has risen in the last couple of years, I still think the price represents good value. £50 of petrol gets me 450 miles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 9, 2012 Author Share Posted September 9, 2012 In Sainsburys today I saw a dark brown "throw" and impulsively bought it to put over my sofa. I think I've just turned middle aged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 In Marks & Spencers in Livingston today I saw a man in his forties wearing full Celtic kit including the socks. Top= acceptable, shorts= iffy, socks= nae fucking way, needed telt ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 In Marks & Spencers in Livingston today I saw a man in his forties wearing full Celtic kit including the socks. Very disturbing. I played a game of sevens with a guy in his forties last year who was wearing the full Rangers kit with his surname and number 9 on the back. To make things worse, his son was also playing, wearing the exact same thing. The pair of them looked absolutely fucking ridiculous. I also saw a guy in Dunblane on the day of the Jubilee wearing a full ROI kit whilst out walking his dog. That made me laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I seemed to have tweaked something in my leg yesterday while dry humping the Mrs. Agggghhhhh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I was feeling really unwell in school this morning. Came home with every intention of lying on the couch feeling sorry for myself. Turns out all I needed was a massive jobby and now I feel fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I was feeling really unwell in school this morning. Came home with every intention of lying on the couch feeling sorry for myself. Turns out all I needed was a massive jobby and now I feel fine. Interesting, I ate a few 'energy gels' yesterday when out cycling and had the most massive sticky log at work this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 (edited) Interesting, I ate a few 'energy gels' yesterday when out cycling and had the most massive sticky log at work this morning. I wish I could do a sticky log. I've been able to shite through a hula hoop for the past few days. Couldn't go to work as I can't fart with any confidence. Edited September 10, 2012 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 "It aint easay being cheesay." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I wish I could do a sticky log. I've been able to shite through a hula hoop for the past few days. Couldn't go to work as I can't fart with any confidence. You can have one of mine, still at it this morning. Trap 3 this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 In Sainsburys today I saw a dark brown "throw" and impulsively bought it to put over my sofa. I think I've just turned middle aged. ^^^^ Can't get the stains out from the ten minute free view. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I was feeling really unwell in school this morning. Came home with every intention of lying on the couch feeling sorry for myself. Turns out all I needed was a massive jobby and now I feel fine. I mind when at school ye could just leave whenever ye wanted to and no one would bother. Work is a pain in the c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 11, 2012 Author Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) Was running the Lib Dem stall at Glasgow Freshers Fair today. Was approached by a woman dressed up like a socialist warrior and was accosted over what was initially the tuition fees fiasco. I enraged her by telling her that no education was free unless she planned not to pay the tutors or the electricity bill, and after a detour on tax avoidance, she eventually accused me of being a warmongerer. Slightly perplexed, I asked her "how are the Lib Dems remotely warmongerers?" to which she responded: 1. "Look at your poster it says "join the armed forces"." Response " It's a poster about extending the franchise and what you can do when you're 16. We're not encouraging people to join the army..." 2. "What did the Lib Dems do about the Iraq War?" Response " Uh, we spearheaded the public opposition to it." 3. "What about Afghanistan then?" Response " there was a UN resolution with overwhelming support from the international community" Bizarre. This was made more amusing when she referred to herself as a "revolutionary" and I muttered a snarky response (along the lines of "oh aye " ), which prompted a vicious insistence "Yes. I *am*." Her parting shot was that I would be first against the wall when the revolution happens. Any volunteers to join me, for single-handedly propping up the global system of capitalism? Edited September 11, 2012 by Ad Lib 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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